Trendy Cafe Praised For Providing Knives That Can Actually Cut Through These Blocks Of Cement
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT
A Betoota Grove cafe has today been praised for providing utensils strong enough to cut through sourdough bread, instead...
Rogan Escalates Neil Young Feud By Naming Next Vaccine Focussed Episode ‘The Needle And The Damage Done’
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In what was truly a wildcard entry for the first month of the year, rockstar Neil Young has provided...
Scotty Manages To Ruin Fairly Basic Australia Day BBQ By Only Ordering Enough Snags For Himself
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As hundreds of thousands marched in the streets in protest yesterday, the Morrison Government held the line and committed to celebrating January...
White Guy At Invasion Day Rally Wonders If They’d Be Cool With Him Throwing Up A Fist Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local Indigenous ally Barney Prince (32) felt a tad too chummy today while attending an Invasion Day rally and is now wondering if...
Local Leftie Absolutely Rattled By Facebook ‘On This Day’ Reminder
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Deciding that a day spent at home playing video games and drinking wine will definitely send a message that they want the date...
Scotty From Marketing’s Photographers Sacked For Not Telling Grace Tame To ‘Give Us A Smile Love’
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACTToday it can be revealed that the Morrison government’s world class propaganda machine is not as polished as once...
Local Pocket Rocket Concedes That She Can Never Rock Jumpsuit Without Looking Like A Sugar Glider
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACTThough local woman Bec Haversford quite enjoys being a tiny lass, there are a few downsides that come with being vertically challenged.
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The ‘New Normal’ Apparently Involves Politicians Disgracing Nation Daily
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With Australia’s eastern states letting this thing rip like Beyblades in ‘02, Aussies are learning that the ‘new normal’ apparently involves our politicians...
Bloke Develops A Vitamin D Deficiency As Online Grocery Shopping Ticks Off Final Reason To Leave House
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A Bondi man has today revealed to The Advocate an unexpected side effect of living the life of a modern city man in...
Stoner Uncle Who Refers To Triple J As ‘The Js’ Not Too Impressed By The Wiggles
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Local legend of days past Micky ‘Big Yarns’ Yarnwood (51) has let his nieces and nephews know that he is not too impressed...
