“What’s Happened! Tell Me!” Mouths Excited Husband After Overhearing Wife’s Reaction To Life Ruining Gossip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Whoever said men don’t like to gossip, is very very wrong.
In fact, if you were to hang out in the Mathieson household for...
Local Girl Sitting By Speaker Taking This Vote More Seriously Than She Will In May
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Certified triple j fanatic Melanie Armstrong (24) has entered her second hour of sitting by the speaker at a Hottest 100 listening party,...
Local Bloke Wouldn’t Have Dumped That Cap If He Knew Olivia Rodrigo Would Be Next Song
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local bloke Owen Hughes (32) is dinging like a dingus right now, as Olivia Rodrigo started playing right as his cap kicked in.
As...
Hillsonger Turns Off Hottest 100 After Hearing Language Warning
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Martin West feels as if he’s dodged a bullet today. While listening to the Hottest 100 at a neighbour's BBQ, the Hills district...
“This Should Be Higher” Explains Music Fan Who Didn’t Vote In The Hottest 100
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Equipped with more contemporary music knowledge than almost anybody in living memory, Conch Willis confidently stated that a popular track from last October...
Artsy Middle-Class Dad Completely Stumped Over Which Blue Plaid Shirt To Wear The Theatre
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
‘Blue with pink stripes or blue with yellow?’, that's the question causing turmoil in a Betoota Grove walk-in wardrobe, as a...
Dan Andrews Activates ‘Code Brown’ After Punching A Long Black And A Durry For Breakfast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time in Victoria's history, an emergency 'Code Brown' alert has been activated across the state.
From 12pm today, health care staff...
Townsville’s Castle Hill Still Swamped With Soon-To-Be-Abandoned New Year’s Resolutions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As January matures beyond the festive season, the fairy lights of Christmas have once again been switched off and rolled up for another...
Scotty Kindly Offers Boris Advice On How To Distract The Public From His Appalling Leadership
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison is being praised for a thoughtful gesture today, after helping out one of his international counterparts.
Picking up the...
Local Woman’s Insomnia Worsened By Boyfriend’s Ability To Fall Asleep In Middle Of Overdue D&M
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
If there’s one thing local woman Laura Knapton can count on, it’s hearing the soothing sound of a freight train that signals her...
