It’s Impossible To Find Workers Explains Owner Of Major Restaurant Group Offering Minimum Wage Casual Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local hospitality baron has today revealed to The Advocate the extent to which the 'labour shortage' has affected the economy.
Payt Hief,...
Fresh Produce Shortage Sees Byron Mum Quietly Swapping Caged Eggs Into Free Range Carton At Home
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Byron Mum is working hard to cover her tracks today, covertly transferring a box of caged eggs into a free-range...
Local Bachelor Surviving On Frozen Mixed Entrees Not That Fazed By National Fresh Produce Shortage
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
While much of the country laments the lack of fresh supermarket produce, a very single Betoota man is believed to be...
Unvaccinated Earth Child Intubated In Carpark Of Lismore Hospital As The Sun Enters Aquarius
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
This week, 34-year-old Northern Rivers woman Tonic Channon should be celebrating the fact that the celestial orb that heats...
Suspiciously Cheap Apartment Only Has 16 Perfectly Styled Photos Of The Foyer
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has today embarked on the impossible task of finding a reasonably priced one bedroom unit located near her work, it’s...
Fuck: Man Completely Forgot To Leave City & Live Off Grid Last Year
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
While working over the weekend in an Old City District start up, Betoota man Isaac Bennett (34) realised that he forgot to leave...
“Later Losers!” Says Detached WA, Sailing Into Sunset
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The wildflower state has bid farewell to the rest of Australia today as Western Australia was last seen detaching itself from the rest...
New NRL Restrictions Result In Players Having To Host Sex Parties Outdoors Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The NRL has announced that players will be banned from all indoor events for the duration of the 2022 season in order to...
First Text Since Christmas Just Health Department Letting You Know You Are A Casual Contact
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota local Jenelle Frost (28) has had a rough start to her year with the first text message she has received since Christmas...
Australian Government Responds To Mounting Criticisms By Deploying New Tanks To Seize RATS From Less Important Countries
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
In a bid to curb his reputation for being less proactive, more reactive, Scott Morrison has decided to launch an entire siege of...
