Security Guard Contracted To Supervise Novak Wonders When He’s Allowed To Post Their Selfie Together
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Hotel Security Guard is working overtime to draft up a quirky Instagram caption, while he patiently waits for the ideal...
Surprise Glimpse Of Bum Crack Sees Local Woman Re-evaluating Her Feelings Towards Crush
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A woman has today had her romantic feelings completely quashed in an instant after spying her crush’s bum crack peeking above his jeans.
It’s...
NSW Residents Facing $1k Fine For Not Reporting Results Of Tests They Can’t Get Into System That Doesn’t Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With the biggest outbreak we've had in full swing, another one of the nation's leaders has stepped up to the plate today.
Speaking...
Millennial Finally Surrenders To The Housing Crisis And Channels Her Energy Into The Rental Crisis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A millennial who long ago gave up hopes of ever owning a property has now had to contend with something she never thought...
True Love: Generous Husband Leaves Wife Half A Pinch Of Flavouring At Bottom Of The Enamel
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local woman has reached breaking point after a particularly stressful day at work, it’s reported.
Jess Simpson tells The Advocate that...
Report: Dad’s Chillis Have Been Loving The Rain
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a piece of feel-good news the whole family can enjoy, dad is happy to report that his chillis have been loving this...
Surf Town Local Asserts Authority At Beach Showers By Getting Completely Nude
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proving they are king of the beach since ‘82, local surfie Hayden ‘Clucky’ Cunningham (54) asserted authority on the blow-ins that keep his...
Man Visiting Hometown Gym Comforted To Know DMX Still Gets A Run On The Weights Room Stereo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man’s first workout of the year is about to enter ‘Beast Mode’, boosted by the thumping sounds of a...
Former Durry Scab Now Wants To Have A Hit Of Your Vape
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT
In what has become quite a common occurence within social circles around the country, local durry scab Jayson Reid (32) has made the pivotal shift to...
2021 Bad Enough For Man To Actually Enjoy NYE
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a year so shitty that regional journalists have no shortage of ways to describe the true extent of its shitiness, one man...
