Nat Geo Discover New Breed Of Dog That Makes Noise Complaints On NYE
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Dog lovers around the world are jumping for joy as National Geographic has identified a new breed of dog that makes noise complaints...
Pregnant Lady Sick Of Being Asked About Weird Cravings, But Does Anyone Have Any Musk Sticks?
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
There are few things someone who knows nothing about pregnancy can get away with asking before their limited knowledge is found out, and...
Attempts To Gracefully Turn Down A Second Date Sent To Group Chat For Careful Editing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
On the quest for love, sometimes you get your heartbroken and sometimes you're the heart breaker - neither pleasant for either party.
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Man Quickly Deletes All Dating Apps After Aunt Says She Knows A Girl Who Might Be Good For Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Whoever said romance is dead?
With dating apps now the prefered method of finding people who will touch your genitals, it’s nice to once...
Adult Man Seriously Concerned About Quality Of A 3rd Spiderman Film
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
While many Australians in their early thirties are having a serious think about starting a family or selling the odd organ to afford...
Local Hipster Returns to Hometown School Uniform Shop to Buy Some New Shoes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Triple J listener has capitalised on a visit to his hometown, stopping past his old school uniform shop to...
Nanna Removes Grandchild From Will After Returning Jug To Fridge Without Filling It Past Filter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
If there's one thing that's certain about getting older, it's usually that you can expect to get incredibly pedantic about something that makes absolutely...
World’s Multi-Billion-Dollar Retailers Kind Enough To Tell Us To ‘Treat Ourselves’ This Christmas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Christmas has come both literally and metaphorically for lovers of retail therapy as the world’s multi-billion-dollar retailers have released findings that it is...
Santa Gives Naughty Scotty A Wind Turbine For Christmas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Acting Prime Minister and man with more nicknames than all the members of D12, Scotty from Marketing aka The Liar From The Shire,...
Singleton Mines Operator Reassures Telehealth Professional Admitting ‘I’ve Been Coughing Like This For Years…’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A coal mining veteran from the town of Singleton is hard at work this afternoon, doing his best to convince a...
