Carols By Candlelight: Anthony Callea’s Rendition Of ‘Silent Night’ Overshadowed By His Breathtaking Skincare Routine
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Twas’ the night before Christmas and all through the land,
The country sat and admired a man so beautifully tanned,
There under the...
Christmas Presents Once Again Fail To Live Up To 2002 Guinness Book Of World Records
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For the 21st time in as many years, this year's Christmas gifts haven't even gotten close to the excitement that came with...
Sister’s New Boyfriend Makes Bold First Impression By Turning Up In Jeans With More Rips Than Fraser Island
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Eyebrows have been raised far and wide across a backyard barbeque this afternoon, after a newly crowned boyfriend decided to introduce...
Oh This Is Bad: Cousin’s New Boyfriend Was Floating Around During The Hoe Era
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A family get together has been in turmoil this week, after a young Betoota woman was horrified to learn she’d be...
PM Flies Martin Scorsese First Class From LA To Direct Morrison Family Christmas Photo Shoot
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As the Omicron variant ravages through Australian households and workplaces just days out from Christmas, the Prime Minister is doing his best...
Hometown Pub Announces Strict “No Arguments After 11pm” Christmas Eve Policy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A hometown pub has announced new rules for silly season, in an effort to stem the spike in violence on Christmas...
Coalition Insists $9m App Was Worth It For The Two Close Contacts They Found In 2020
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Federal Labor has called for the COVIDSafe app to be ditched as it has only managed to identify two close contacts back in...
Hunter Valley Diesel Mechanic Disappointed to Learn That Omicron Isn’t The Next Generation of Mitsubishi Triton
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Branxton diesel mechanic is having a miserable commute this morning, uninspired to learn that the latest outbreak of flu cases...
Inner City Investment Banker Begins Wondering How He’d Last In Prison While Listening To ‘How to Make Gravy’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As 2021 crawls to an end, a Mosman Banker has enjoyed a good old fashioned daydream while on route to his...
Op Shop Sticks Pool Noodle In Boot For Added Realism
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In Betoota’s French Quarter, second hand store Red Hearts has gone the extra mile to immerse shoppers.
Wanting to give shoppers a taste of...
