Local Boyfriend Found Regressing To Infant Like Behaviour When Mates Aren’t Around
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
When local bloke Ethan Mochrie is around his mates, you can expect a lot of lad behaviour.
As the evident alpha male of his...
Shirt Will Iron Itself Out By 12PM Meeting
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Walking into the office this morning, Jaysern Vukovic (37), was greeted by an unusually high number of judgmental scowls...
Naarm Woman Suddenly Stops Using Aboriginal Place Names When Discussing Her Property Portfolio
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local she/her settler living on unceded Naarm land has today momentarily dropped her performative political correctness, while browsing potential real estate opportunities...
Report: “It Would Mean A Lot To Your Grandmother If You Came”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by mum, dad and the uncles and aunties has found that it's just an hour out of your day.
Short...
Out-Of-Form Older Cousin Emits Aggressive ‘Tssss’ Sound As He Fires Off Reckless Bouncer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A former sporting great turned sports-betting great has today proven to the the younger members of his extended family that he has...
Function Waiter Silently Judges Woman Coming Back For A Fourth Arancini Ball
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local function waiter, Jess Childs, has today revealed that she does, in fact, judge people for helping themselves to multiple rounds of...
Cause For Reflection As Postie Begins To Recognise Repeat Parcel Recipient By Face
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman in Betoota’s French Quarter is reeling today, after a curious interaction with her local postie.
Speaking to The Advocate out the...
Volunteer Umpire Heads Off To Specsavers After Helpful Advice From Coach Of Under 12’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local fill-in cricket umpire has today taken the opportunity to check in on his health, after some choice words from a fellow...
Spoilt Moggy Refuses Water Dish In Favour Of Waiting For The Sink Tap To Turn On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local moggy has today proved that yet again, he rules the roost.
Sootie is said to have been adopted by the Harris...
Bulldozing Nature Reserves For Millions Of Soulless Project Homes Key To Solving Housing Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As experts warn housing inequality and intergenerational poverty is increasing in Australia, there seems to finally be a plan to address the fact...
