“Okay Wait Start Again At L” Says Katter As Lambie Attempts To Explain LGBTQI Acronym To Him
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Bob Katter MP has today found himself enlightened to the struggle of Australia's LGBTQI community.
In conversation with the equally maverick Independent senator...
Violent Soho Perform Stirring Cover Of ‘Another Brick In The Wall’ Outside Citipointe College
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The Religious Freedom Debate is heating up in Canberra today, as the nation's senators and MPs begin unpicking a bill that Prime...
Random Message From Long Lost Mate About Good Ol Days Suggests He’s Broken Up With The Missus And Those Days Are BACK
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A local man has meekly tried to reignite a friendship after pulling a disappearing act nearly three years...
Scotty From Marketing Now On Par With Johnny Sins For Amount Of Different Jobs He’s Tried Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactScott Morrison has today been photographed playing hairdresser, in what is yet another bizarre ploy to appear relatable to...
Josh Frydenberg Scrolls Back Through His Text Messages With Gladys Just In Case
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The revelations that a cabinet minister describing The Prime Minister as a “psycho” in a text message exchange with former NSW Premier...
School Captain Didn’t Really Do Much With Himself After Final Assembly
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A former golden boy from one of the district's most exclusive selective high school in Betoota Heights has today popped back up in...
Toddler Marvels At Roofer’s Ability To Smoke Entire Rollie Without Taking It Out Of His Mouth
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An Australian rite of passage has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as four year old Gracie Middler got the opportunity to...
Tearful Scotty Makes His Way To The Concierge Desk After Losing Jenny In The Middle Of Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter copping some major flak for not knowing the price of milk or bread, a determined Scott Morrison has...
“Geez, You Should See Some Of The Shit We’ve Texted Each Other” Laughs Rest Of Nation’s Premiers
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After being politically sledgehammered with some very personal insults yesterday, it looks as though things could even worse from Prime Minister Scott Morrison...
Nation’s Horrible Psychos Distance Themselves From Scott Morrison
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A leading spokesperson for Australia's most horrible and fraudulent psychos has today released a statement distancing their community from the Prime Minister.
This...
