Scotty Asks The NRL If He Can Start The Raiders Viking Clap In Round One
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
On the front foot, gleefully rubbing his sweaty palms together, Prime Minister Scott Morrison is believed to have jumped on another...
Recent School Leaver Now Knows The Glory Of Leaving A Worksite On A Friday With Somewhere To Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After concluding his final two years of high school in the midst of a global pandemic, local 18-year-old Benny Lockwood has had a...
Blokes Who Sold Darwin Port To China Still Acting Like They Give A Fuck About National Security
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a sign of panicked desperation, the federal government is today continuing with the whole 'nobody but us can keep us safe' national...
Perrottet Begins Preparing All The Texts That Are Gonna Fucken Leak If He Loses Gladys’s Seat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is just about at the end of his tether when it comes to the irreparable damage that Prime Minister...
Bright Kid Dragged To Canberra “Freedom Convoy” Begs Parents To Please Let Her Go To Questacon
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A brainy child who could very well be our Nation’s next Deborah Williamson or Elizabeth Blackburn has nagged at her parents...
Ukulele Officially Added To Long List Of Things That Scotty Is Shit At
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Hawaiian string instrument known as the ukulele has today been added to the very long and wide-ranging list of things that...
Aussie NFL Fan Insists His Love Of American Sports Is Not Related To Rampant Gambling Addiction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A suburban man who loves his American sports has alleged today that his interest in the sport has nothing...
Disgusted Karl Stefanovic Storms Out Of Morrison Household After Being Introduced To ‘The Gimp’
What was supposed to be a light-hearted puff piece aimed at winning back suburban voters who think the Prime Minister is actually incapable of...
Lily Allen Rotation Suggests Break Up Wasn’t The Cleanest
LOUIS BURKE| Culture | CONTACTHousemates of Betoota construction worker Shardi Bean (31) have figured that things might not be going too well for their...
Good News! We Can Keep Calling These Losers A Bunch Of Bible Bashing Pedo Protectors
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Lovers of discriminating against religious people are walking tall this afternoon, after it was revealed we can still call the members of our...
