MP Worth $300M Launches Crowdfunding Campaign For His Voters To Pay For Own Flood Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man who wants to be the next Prime Minister of Australia has put forward his name again this week, by showing that...
Queenslanders Completely Understand PM Had To Meet With Piers Morgan Before Flying Up North Last Night
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally arrived in Queensland overnight to make sure he gets photographed alongside SES workers, as they attempt...
Scotty Groans About How Much Work He’s Gonna Have On Monday While Watching QLD Flood Updates
Public transport, schools and workplaces have been closed down right across Queensland, as the ‘rain bomb’ covering South-East Queensland begins causing floodwaters to rise...
Obsessive Ex From Years Ago Slides Back In
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactRussia and Ukraine used to be part of the Soviet Union, with Russia being the most powerful country, and...
90% Of Eastern Seaboard Forget How To Drive Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In news from the more populous parts of our country, almost everyone has forgotten how to drive again apparently.
This comes as...
Inner-City Leftie Finally Able To Welcome Red Hat Back Into The Rotation After 1933-Day Absence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter yuppie's dearth of rouge headwear has come to an end this afternoon as he donned a...
Rogan Bro Who Doesn’t Know The Difference Between Labor And Liberal Confidently Explains Ukraine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local carnivore steel fencing contractor from Betoota's Flight Path District has today taken it upon himself to explain the highly complicated and...
City With 150,000 Pokie Machines Still Unable To Keep The Trains Running
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The nation has today been reminded about why Sydney has such a reputation for being a festering cesspit.
Despite priding itself on being...
Dance Mums Trading Furious Whispers Outside Ballet Studio Signal Teacher Mutiny Is On The Cards
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There’s civil unrest in Betoota’s choreography community this morning, after a pride of dance mums were seen engaging in furious gossip...
Local Bachelor Hosting Dinner Showcases His Catering Skills By Ordering Pizza And Beer On His Phone
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A local bachelor has today shown off his flexible and innovative nature, by putting on a real spread for some friends.
After realising that...
