Cummins Tells Starc He’s Bowling Left-Arm Orthodox In The Second Innings As Pitch Deteriorates Rapidly
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Test captain Pat Cummins is doing his best with the team that the selectors have given him as play...
NRL Politely Decline The Wests Tigers Requests To Be Granted 5 Captain’s Challenges A Game
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The National Rugby League has today laughed off an interesting request ahead of the 2022 Premiership commencement.
Speaking to the media in the harbour...
Typical Russia Waited Until The Winter Olympics Had Wrapped Up Before Starting Some Shit
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Russia has invaded Ukraine after President Vladimir Putin authorised a military operation in the Eastern European country.
The invasion follows months of Moscow massing...
Parents Of NRL Debutant Visit Church To Pray Their Boy Can Stay Out Of Trouble Until Round 1
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Local rugby league sensation, Jarrayne Zammit (19), is all set to make his NRL debut on round 1 of the 2022 season next month.
That...
Desperate PM Ramps Up National Security Rhetoric By Calling Wallabies Coach A Kiwi Sleeper Cell
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To the dismay of middle and upper-class dads around the nation, sports and politics have once again been mixed up today.
This comes...
Regional Victoria Announce Plans To Introduce Downhill Trolley Racing To 2026 Commonwealth Games
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In some exciting news for the regional Victoria, confirmation has been provided by the state's Premier that it is likely to host the...
Did You Know: The Gold Coast Has Had A Team Playing In The AFL For 11 Years
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Fun fact of the day time!
The Gold Coast has actually had a professional Australian Rules Football team for over a decade!
And...
Parramatta Expecting A Non-Covid Deadly Outbreak This Weekend
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The NSW Government are today bracing themselves for a deadly outbreak in the Parramatta region this weekend.
Fortunately, this is not a concern...
Bloke Who Did 6 Months Cleaning Toilets In Whistler 10 Years Ago Now An Expert On Winter Games
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As snow sports sickos and action-deprived sports fans enjoy the quadrennial fortnight of winter madness, local accountant Anthony Hoffman has offered to lend...
Cummins Says Langer Had To Go Because He Rejects The Science Behind Recycling
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Test captain Pat Cummins has broken his silence over the resignation of coach Justin Langer this afternoon, telling reporters...
