Winter Olympics Reject Claims That 90% Of Their Events Were Only Invented In The Last Few Years
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The third day of competition at the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics is underway, in a region of China not commonly known for...
Australian Open Crowd Behaviour Suggests Melbourne Still Quite Fucked In The Head From Lockdowns
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Rafael Nadal has shocked the world by coming back from injury to claw a five-set victory in the Australian Open men's final...
Kyrgios And Kokkinakis Begin To Channel Their Inner ‘Papous Playing Backgammon’ Competitiveness
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Australia's 'Greek Freaks' have put on a show at Rod Laver Arena this afternoon, as Nick Kyrgios smashes another racquet in a...
Homeschooling QLD Dad Ditches Mainstream Curriculum For 5000 Words On 2006-2013 Origin Dynasty
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As Queenslanders wait for the state government to release a return-to-school plan, there has been a two-week delay to face-to-face classes to...
Australian Open Transports Frydenberg Back To A Time When He Had A Reliable Team Around Him
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Australian Federal Treasurer and former representative tennis star, Josh Frydenberg MP, has spent the last couple of days reminiscing about that sliding doors...
Tony Armstrong Stares Down Teleprompter During Tennis Update Packed With Complex Slavic Surnames
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Australian sports presenter Tony Armstrong had to size up a formidable lineup this morning, preparing to conquer what can only be...
Mum Regrets Getting Up To Quickly Check The Spag Bol After Missing Barty’s Rapid 2nd Set
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In another blink and you miss it moment, local superstar Ash Barty has moved into the quarter-finals of the Australian Open.
The World...
“Just Shut The Fuck Up About It” Says Serbian Mate
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Local Serbian-Australian Zivvy Nikolic (32) hasn't been this filthy since it looked like Croatia were going to win the last FIFA World Cup.
It's...
Djokovic Returns With A Fedora And Electric Guitar As He Seeks Ambitious New Hillsong Exemption
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The Australian Prime Minister, Scotty From Marketing, says Novak Djokovic was deported because he tried to breach entry rules at the border, even...
Report: How About The Hairline On Binga
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Millions of middle aged blokes right around the country have today confirmed that Brett Lee's hairline is something to behold.
This comes as the...
