Italy Shifts National Sporting Focus To Qualifying For The ICC T20 World Cup Qualifying Tournament
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The once-proud sporting nation of Italy was let down once against last night after their national soccer team got...
Barry Hall Now Admits He’s A Bit Old To Be Carrying On Like This Fighting Footballers And So On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former footballer Barry Hall has conceded that he's probably a bit too old to be fighting footballers that are...
Ash Barty Sensationally Retires From Tennis To Pursue WBBL Comeback With Brisbane Heat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation and the tennis world is in shock this afternoon, after local hero Ash Barty revealed she will be retiring from tennis....
Mate Attempting To Talk Covid At Friday Drinks Told To Just Fuck Up And Watch 160 Minutes Of NRL
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As the Winter football codes begin to fire up, and the sun re-emerges from behind the storm clouds that have battered the east...
Kent Says Latrell Must Change How He Plays: “Ya Can’t Just Drill 48 Metre Field Goals In The 79th Minute”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The South Sydney Rabbitohs remain winless after two rounds of the 2022 NRL season, despite a blockbuster comeback in the final throes of...
Josh Addo-Carr Embraces Lebanese Menswear Retailers And Hair Salons Of His New Home In Bankstown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Bulldogs winger Josh Addo-Carr has been a busy man this week, as he works tirelessly to immerse himself in the culture of his...
Brain To’o Wears Prosthetic Chin To Convince Dim-Witted Manly Players That Cleary Is On Field
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
The NRL season is kicking off in style tonight with a showdown between the flashy Manly Sea Eagles and reigning premiers the Penrith...
New Lakers Series Drops Just In Time To Distract LA Fans From The NBA Playoffs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
here’s some good news for fans of one of the world’s most famous sporting franchises today.
Finally, after a tough couple of years for...
“Year Of The Eel!” Says Local Parra Fan, Obviously Talking About A Chinese Zodiac Or Something
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has shocked his friendship group today, by referencing some niche Chinese astrology in a conversation.
Enjoying a wildly tangential...
Fox Sports Send Intern Down To The Vampire Crypt To Wake Buzz Rothfield From Off-Season Slumber
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Shivering in terror and scared for his life, a Fox Sports intern is supposedly bracing himself for the most feared job...
