First Bloke At Pub Has Had Way More Solo Phone Beers Than He’s Letting On
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Throughout the day, Danny Madigan was led to believe he and the rest of his WhatsApp group would be...
Cashed Up Local Bloke Treats His 1994 Nissan Pulsar To A Tank Of 98 Octane
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A local fourth-year bakers apprentice has this week wound up with a bit of extra cash than usual, after pulling off a cheeky Keno win during...
Local Jogger Is Only Able To Jog Down Busy Footpaths At Peak Hour
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Though Betoota Heights is essentially a quiet grid pattern with two main streets, local fitness fanatic, Peter Douglas, says he's only able to...
Oyster Card Still Featured Prominently In Local Bloke’s Wallet Despite London Dream Dying Months Ago
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Sacha Boromir arrived home to South Betoota just before Christmas but he's not ready to let go of London, according to his wallet.
There are...
PM: “My Boomer-Friendly May Budget Will Trickle Down To Millennials. Trust Me.”
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Short of having people over 64 put to sleep and their entire wealth redistributed back into the economy, Malcolm...
Hot Cross Buns To Replace Mi Goreng For Local Student This Week As Easter Foods Go On Special
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At two dollars a six pack, Dale Peckham said the hot cross buns were hard to walk past down...
Tweed Man Can Finally Take Off Second Watch As Daylight Savings Ends
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As the curse of daylight savings comes to an end for another summer, a Tweed man breathed a sigh of relief as he...
First-Year Journo Student Sighs And Says The World Needs Hunter S. Thompson Now More Than Ever
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Home on his first uni break, a popular first-year journalism student has told friends and family that we're all living in a 'kingdom...
Survey: Local Newspaper Editors Struggle To Write April Fools Days Content In This Day And Age
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A survey distributed and conducted by Baiame Consolidated Media, The Advocate's owners, to local newspaper editors and owners has found...
Report: Putting Mate’s Mobile Number On Gumtree Selling Cheap Pit Bull Pups Is Hilarious
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Only one person knows why Mike Guthrie's phone has been ringing off the hook this afternoon - and he's not about to reveal...
