Lehmann, Handscome Confirm Chat On The Two-Way Was About The Ongoing Humanitarian Crisis In Syria
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"You know, more than half a million people have been killed since the outbreak of the Syrian civil war in 2011," said Darren Lehmann.
"Mate, that's...
Local Girl Hides Direct Attack On Roommate With Passive Message To Entire House
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Although Jocelyn Arndt (21) used reasonably ambiguous language when questioning her housemates over social media today, she has told The Advocate that...
Group Of Mates Under Impression Their Hilarious Pub Banter Would Make A Good Podcast
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"We should do a podcast, guys," he said, hoping nobody would take it seriously.
But seriously they did.
Today heralds the release of 'The Drop...
Med Student Might As Well Be Studying Arts After Forgetting To Bring Stethoscope Today
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Each morning at the Betoota Polytechnic Medical School (BPMS), the students there stand at attention before a lifesize photograph of The Hon Greg Hunt...
Pintrest To Begin Handing Out Honorary Interior Design Degrees
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It has been revealed that stay-at-home interior designers might have a bit more weight to their opinion than you once thought,...
Sydneysider Picks Out A New Arctic-Grade Jacket For When The Mercury Starts Dipping Below 20
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"We don't get a real winter in this country," explained Ben Ticehurst, like our reporter wasn't already aware of...
Podcast Listener Stares Down Nose At The Simple Commuters Listening To Music
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Riley Martin smiled to himself and relished in his own sense of self-worth; swinging by his wrist on the D45...
Tom Ballard Says He’s Prepared To Call Bob Brown A ‘C–t’ In The Interest Of Fairness
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Taxpayer-funded comedian Tom Ballard says he's prepared to call his personal hero Bob Brown a 'cunt' live on air...
Bloke Named Kane Congratulated For Not Being In A Stink For A While
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A social circle engrained deep in Betoota's working class Flight Path District are today congratulating one of their more hotheaded male friends, Kane...
Man Instantly Regrets Washing Hair
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The shampoo bottle looked him in the eye lied to his face.
This morning, a Betoota Heights man described his hair as 'malleable and...
