Half-Read Liane Moriarty Novel To Lie Dormant On Local Woman’s Bedside Table Indefinitely
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"There will come a day when I will finish the book," she said.
"Just when that is - I don't...
Yuppie’s Morning In Ruins After Getting Stuck Behind The Garbage Truck
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The fabled French Quarter in the heart of town is known throughout this district for its cosmopolitan cafe scene...
Local Girl Shares Extravagant Travel Plans As RSVP To Low-Key Birthday Drinks Back Home
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Bazza's 30th was supposed to be just a relaxed Friday afternoon drinks at his favourite pub. It was one of those things where,...
Student Begins To Die Internally Telling Classmates ‘A Little About Himself’ During University Icebreakers
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"John, stand up and tell the class a little bit about yourself," said the Professor.
He stood up and began...
Sketchy Bloke At Train Station Looking At You Like You’re The Sketchy One
Red-faced with a prickly silver 20-day growth, local greasy hoodie wearer is spending his day at Sydney’s Central station looking at you like you’re...
Framed Photo Of Uncle Slim Takes Pride Of Place Above Fridge In Murri Grandma’s Kitchen
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An entire extended family of Betootan Blackfellas have today sat patiently through Gran's story about the time she met Uncle Slim Dusty...
Dad Already Getting His Strog On Minutes After Mum Leaves For Trip Away With Her Sisters
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With Dire Straits playing in the background, dad is already in the kitchen whipping up his favourite meal. Beef stroganoff.
These reports come...
“Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead”
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A local 17-year-old car owner has today made it clear that as the owner of a car, he will not allow people to...
“You Can’t Get Guinness Like This Back Home” Says Man Who’s Never Had A Guinness Back Home
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Leaning over the bar at his new Dublin local, Sam Canterwell explained to his new friend the barman that the...
Mate On Court-Ordered Curfew Tells Nightclub Photographer To Go Fuck Himself
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A mate that has been a bit naughty over the last few months has thrown out a proposition. He reckons this pub...
