Parents Of New P-Plater Excited To No Longer Drink-Drive Home From The Club Each Night
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Peter and Nancy Pearson have waited years for the day, and yesterday it finally came.
Their eldest son Graeme got his provisional license -...
Addition Of Chair To New Post Break-Up Bedroom Clear Evidence Man’s Life Is Getting Back On Track
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Two months ago, Nathan Dollarhyde's life was perfect according to the man himself.
Today, it's far from it.
The Advocate can reveal this afternoon that...
Mike Baird Curses Himself After Trying To Get A Bottle Of Red After Midnight Mass
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The former Premier of New South Wales looked up in the sky last night and asked God why he...
Varsity Jacket-Wearing Third-Year Under The Impression He’s At A US College
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Aaron Webster has confirmed today that he is actually aware that he is currently attending a regional Australian university.
The...
Man’s Contempt For Job Shines Through In New Corporate Headshots
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When Matthew Greenholm was 12 years old, he told his parents he wanted to be a pilot.
But as Powderfinger...
Sleepy-Eyed Apartment-Dweller Tries To Work Out Which Neighbour Burnt The Toast
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There will be a time and place when the smoke alarm system at the Dupont Apartment complex in Betoota...
WrestleMania XXXIV: Management Forced To Write Day Off As The Undertaker Returns
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Productivity at a French Quarter sports marketing firm has ground to a halt this afternoon as The Undertaker made...
Freshly Untucked, Crinkled Shirt A Key Indication Man Didn’t Shake Enough
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In a world where image is everything, a quick-thinking entomology professor at South Betoota Polytechnic College has saved the...
Report: Each Group Of Mates Has At Least One Bloke Who Thinks He Can Throw Hands
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“Seriously but, there is no way I’d step into the ring with Morny, he’d take my head off,”...
Each Horrifying Step Retraced From Last Night As Local Teacher Looks Through Transaction History
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"What is 'Dazos Brothers Sth Betoota Pty Ltd' and what did I buy there for $10.40?"
Smelling her the cuffs of...
