“No Case To Answer”: Legal Experts Prove Bachelor Contestants Actually Are ‘Vapid C*nts’
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A retired local magistrate has weighed into the 'vapid-cunt-gate' sweeping controversy that's making waves in the Australian media sphere - telling The Advocate...
Deconstructed Coffee A Surprise Hit In Local Primary School Staffroom
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When the deconstructed coffee trend first started to appear in the French Quarter cafe scene, needless to say, a...
Local Gent Organises Birthday Dinner At Local Hog’s Breath Like It’s 1999
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After 18-months of fly-in fly-out work in the WA mining scene, Nathan Broadbridge (29) has shown his friends just how...
Type-1 Diabetic Urges People Not To Lump His Superior Kind In With The Unwashed Type-2s
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A popular local tradesman with a largely inconvenient auto-immune condition has made it clear to some new friends last...
Family Lunch Pauses To Hear Single, Childless Freak Try And Justify Lifestyle
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Peeling himself off his bedsheets this morning in his un-airconditioned sharehouse bedroom, a largely unpopular 28-year-old sighed as he remembers the family lunch...
Former Ringers In The Big Smoke Start Swapping Yarns From Up North
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"What was it like working for Kidman? I've heard their staff turnover and retention rates are pretty bad," asked...
Motorist Flashes High Beams To Inform Others Of Fucking Copper Dogs Around The Bend
It had just past 8:00pm as Jarrod Moreton flew around the bend on the Diamantina Hill road, not in a particular hurry, he just...
Half-Genuine Discussion Of Getting Bags Two Hours Ago Now Quite A Serious One
HARVEY GOBLIN | Narcotics | Contact
Two happy-go-lucky local finance workers told themselves this afternoon that this weekend would be a quiet one.
Dreams of lying beside...
Young Professional Passed Out On Train About To Wake Up In Suburb He’s Only Heard Bad Things About
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Some of his firm's biggest clients are in town this week, which means John Cunningham needs to be on...
Office Man Playing ‘Clash Of Clans’ On His Phone Demands To Be Taken Seriously
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A fully grown human male has made a concerted plea to his work colleagues today, to overlook one of his vices.
The...
