“I Was Up $600 In Two-Up But Lost It All” Says Mate
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A recent survey into mateship has found that every single mate you will ever make at some point will...
Man Drought Prolonged By The Standard Of Human Local Woman Finds On Dating Apps
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"All of his profile pictures are hunting pictures," she said.
"One of them was a feral cat that looked like...
Bloke You Haven’t Seen Since 2007 Lost His Phone So Contact Him On Facey If You Need To
Alex Kambouris is one of those guys you kind of knew at high school and kind of got on well but that's pretty much...
“Do You Ride Kangaroos To School?” Asks American Who Somehow Never Got Shot In School
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A visiting American tourist sack back in his chair last night at the Betoota Dolphin's Leagues Club and wryly asked his new local...
“I’m Doing Dry May” Says City Worker Currently Experiencing Grog Horrors
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Though the symptoms pass with each passing minute, a young man who does things in an office with a...
Jillaroo Ready To Come Home After Finding Life Nothing Like McLeod’s Daughters
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The trials and tribulations of Claire and Tess McLeod captured the hearts and minds of Australians for nearly...
Elton John Goes On Record And Says Saturday Night Is NOT OK For Fighting
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Legendary British songbird Elton John interrupted a London concert this morning local time to preface the next song by...
Turnbull Attempts To Feel Disgusted At Banking Royal Commission’s Findings
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The Prime Minister has laughed off the suggestion that he pretended to be horrified at the Royal Commission's findings this afternoon, telling reporters...
Man Faces Oxygen Theft Charges After Being Accused Of Crime During Heated Facebook Argument
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A popular local motocross enthusiast is tonight facing charges for a string of unsolved oxygen thefts in recent years...
First Home Buyers Posing With ‘Sold’ Sign Acting Like They Had No Help From Parents
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A popular young professional couple has recently taken to social media to show friends, family and casual onlookers that they've recently entered the...
