Finally A Bubbler With A Bit Of Fucken Go About It
A lovely stroll in the park has been topped off today, by a water fountain with a strong enough stream to avoid face on...
Kanye’s Highly-Publicised Downward Spiral A Key Indicator That New Album Drop Imminent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A number of local music pundits have concluded that the amount of press US rapper/producer Kanye West is currently...
Local Band Takes To Social Media To Announce That They Have A Big Announcement Coming Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A popular Betoota-based rock band that has been doing big things, has today announced that they've got something big to announce, real soon.
After...
ABC Employee Treats Himself To New Pair Of Trainers And Baggy Bootcut Jeans
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local ABC producer has thrown common sense and caution to the wind this afternoon by treating himself to a new pair of...
First Text Message In Weeks Only From Telco Saying Local Dork Has Gone Over Data Limit
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A remarkably unpopular South Betoota shift worker felt compelled to write to The Advocate this morning with his own personal tale of woe.
Dennis...
North QLD Man Disgusted With Self After Eating Whole Box Of Krispy-Kremes On Flight Home
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A Townsville man has confessed to inhaling twelve Krispy-Kreme doughnuts which he purchased at Brisbane Airport shortly before he...
Former Reality TV Star Wishes She Could Go To Local Sizzler And Not Be Recognised
INGRID DOULTON | Television | Contact
The South Betoota Sizzler has been home to great fun family times for generations - all at an affordable...
Work Water Bottle Enters 100th Day Of Refilling Without A Wash
TRACEY BENDINGER | Work | CONTACT
Louise Franklin was feeling pretty good about herself as she took a big sip of water from the water bottle that’s permanently...
Man Finally Able To Go Back To Buying Caged Eggs After Girlfriend Leaves Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
She took the flat, the dog and the late model Toyota they went halves in but today, Mike Procter says he's finally had...
RSA Marshall Stalks Next Victim
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One of the three Responsible Service of Alcohol Marshalls surveying the odd thousand revellers spilling out into the Dolphins Leagues Club car park...
