Hungover Bushie Realises He’s Been Driving In Complete Silence For The Past 3 Hours
Betoota Plains cocky Hamish Palmer (28), has today had a haunting realisation.
3 hours into his 8-hour drive home, Mr. Palmer discovered that he had...
OPINION: Why Jeff, The Purple Wiggle, Is Problematic For Narcoleptics Like Me
GEOFF OVERELL | Opinion | Contact
I was only nine when people started calling me Jeff.
For so long, I wondered why I'd drift off to sleep...
Bartender Immediately Regrets Asking Farmer How Things Are Going
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
RSL bartender Merl Evers (45) had to stay late at work last night after asking local farmer Geoff Trainer (66) how...
“Don’t You Fucken Tell Your Mother” Says Dad After Being Caught Sucking A Dart Out Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local dad, Choc Liston (57) has today made it clear that he's willing to do whatever is necessary to protect himself from the...
Liberal Use Of The C-Bomb Around Office Suggests Female Colleague Might As Well Be Invisible
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
She's not asking for much, just a little bit of decorum during business hours.
A junior asset manager at Bell Potter's South Betoota...
“Rent Is Dead Money” Says 28-Year-Old Bag Of Shit Still Living At Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
With a copy of Barefoot Investor tucked under his arm, Danny Cartwright joined our reporter this afternoon at a popular French Quarter cafe...
Bloke Wonders How Battler Paying Fare With Cash Functions On A Day-To-Day Level
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A dishevelled city worker hailed the G34 bus up the hill to Betoota Heights tonight and proceeded to pay the $3.20 fare with...
Tight-Knit Office Team Go On Pretending They Haven’t All Slept With Each Other
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
Though most of the town's small brewing community know, the sales and accounts team down at Betoota United Breweries have gone on...
Dad Lowkey Excited To Hear What His Son’s Done After Receiving Call From Principal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Going about his busy business yesterday afternoon, a local father fielded a phone call from his son's principal - asking him to come...
“Usain Bolt Is Such A Sellout” Says Creative Who Definitely Wouldn’t Sell Out Given The Chance
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A barman at a popular Old City District cocktail bar cursed with a creative mind has lashed out at...
