Self-Described Bookish Man Still Telling Coworkers He Watched Attenborough’s Tasmania Over Joyce Interview
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"I mean, there's just no way I could condone what he's done," he said.
"He took money for an interview as a sitting Member...
Man’s Vomit-Speckled Boots Suggest Weekend Was Bigger Than He’s Letting On
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Clip-clopping his way down the hill from the French Quarter Busway to the Financial District, one bleary-eyed city worker's...
Shirtless Bloke Obnoxiously Chewing Gum At Gym Wonders What Else He Can Do To Get Noticed
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A particularly shredded, tanned and probably arrogant 6”3 man has today walked into Betoota’s popular weight training centre, the Lead...
Nonathletic Son Of Former Footy Great Asked How His Old Man’s Going
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The jelly-armed son of a local sporting great has today reconsidered moving the Brazil and changing his name.
Braden Johannes (22) is not only...
Journalism Grad At News Corp Job Interview Negotiates Price Of Soul
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"There will be some weekend work," she said.
"Plus late nights from time to time. Early mornings as well, something I hope you understand....
CSIRO Report Unable To Conclude Where These Lighters Come From
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Australia's peak scientific body has lashed out at the powerful propane lighter lobby today over their continued silence regarding the origins of a certain...
Tiling Sub-Contractor Opts To Squat After Politely Declining Spare Milk Crate At Smoko
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A seemingly competent and level-headed subbie has today opted for what looks like the most uncomfortable stance during his smoko break.
While still joining...
Man Able To See Just How Much His Hair Loss Has Progressed On Bus CCTV Monitor
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Heading home from work at the end of what was an especially hard Monday, a junior lawyer has received...
Brain-Dead Office Man Lives In Fear That Somebody Will Ask Him To Something Today
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Productivity is down and thoughts of quitting his job and moving to Ghana are on the up.
Matt Greenslade has...
Dinner That Took All Day To Make Spoiled By Bright Idea To Ingest Kilo Of Cheese And Biccies
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A torn slice of Bega cheese on a Jatz bickie is one of the most explosive flavour combinations to...
