Study Finds Fresh Plant Horses Should Be Right After A Few Neck Rubs
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A recent survey conducted by the Australian Stock Horse Association (ASHA) has found that fresh plant horses that live to throw first-year jackaroos...
Bilingual Mate Asked To Showcase His Second Language After Three Schooners
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"Hey Christian," bellowed Christan's oldest mate from the office, Dave.
"Come over here and speak some of your fucking parseltongue...
Inner-City Leftie Cuts Line Of Coke With Forehead Of Colombian Child On World Vision Card
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An apathetic inner-city leftie looked into his wallet this afternoon during a long-corporate-lunch looking for a rarely-used card to cut...
Awkward Man Needs To Find New Cafe After Barista Learns His Name
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A systems engineer at South Betoota Polytechnical College is in need of a new cafe to go to today after the barista at...
Morning Meeting Now Just Passive Aggressive Comments About How Loud Jessica Types
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"Is it raining outside?" asked one robotic middle-manager to another.
"Or is that hail?"
Those in earshot looked turned to their collective right and looked...
Report: The Boys Are Going Through Their Backwards Peace Sign Phase
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A recent report by a prominent Betoota nightclub photographer has found that a bunch of local early-20s blokes are now doing that thing...
Office Slob Forced To Reveal He Didn’t Iron After Office Heater Wins Battle With Jumper
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Nathan Hawkins (29) likes to save time in his morning routine by only ironing his shirt collar, which, when wearing underneath a smart...
Unemployed Mate’s Obscure Hinterland Day Trip Definitely Drug-Related
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Stay at home son, Luke Darcy (22) has arrived home from an obscure hinterland day trip where everybody who distantly knows the young...
White Friends Banned From Brunch After Not Discussing Kanye West
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The brunch community is in crisis after a table of white dinners were banned from Saturday morning brunch at a French Quarter cafe...
Police Roll Out Fun Detection Dogs In Effort To Prove They Aren’t Too Good At Catching Dealers
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The drug enforcement squad at the Betoota Heights Police Command has fired a salvo over the bow of festival goers this summer by announcing...
