Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA thriving halloween party has taken a tense turn this evening after an uninvited incel decided to turn up and start...
Co-Workers Mac Book Pro About To Take Flight After Opening Adobe File
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
In the alternative realm of Betoota's local creative agency, a recurring spectacle has captured the imagination of its employees.
People at the...
Newly Single Manbaby Back To Filling Out His Own Forms Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA coming of age tale has taken place far too late to be adorable as newly single manbaby Benjamin Bennett (31) has had...
Woo Girl Waiting In Airport Line Quickly Gives Her Handbag A Once Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman flying from Brisbane to Melbourne was seen panicking as she checked her handbag this afternoon, mere moments before it was her...
Heated Argument Loses Momentum After Bubbly Waitress Begins Rattling Off The Specials
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA break-up worthy argument between a disgruntled couple dining out came to an abrupt halt after a cheerful waitress began her exuberant recitation...
Despite Having No Licence, And No Need For One, City Boy Lies And Insists He Actually Can Drive
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn an astonishing display of urban bravado, local city boy Nathan Pissani (27), has been caught in a web of lies, deceit and...
Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman invited to a Halloween party has informed her boyfriend that he has absolutely no say in their couples costume, and that...
Springboks Announce World Cup Selection Bombshell By Calling Up 53 Year Old Matt Damon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The rugby world (which actually does exist outside of Australia) is today reeling from a huge announcement.
Followers of the game that old...
Boyfriend’s Hideous Party Shirt Collection Would Look Good On Public Transport
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights bloke has this week left his girlfriend one step closer to staging an intervention, after yet again purchasing a T-shirt...
Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman who hasn’t had so much as a sniffle in five years has today revealed the secret behind her superior...
