Trick-Or-Treaters Terrify Local Boomers By Dressing Up As Respectful Indigenous Leaders With A Generous Proposal For A Non-Binding Voice To Parliament
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A frightening gang of wild youths are going from door to door in Betoota Heights, scaring the blood out of the home-owning population...
Local Bachelorette Lovingly Caressed In Sleep By Climbing Plant She Forgot To Trim
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA sad bachelorette from Betoota Heights has found an unlikely bed buddy this week, which has prompted her to reflect on her relationship...
Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA poor Betoota Heights woman has unwittingly found herself victim to a Tool fan, who proceeded to not shut the fuck for a...
Local Woman Questioning Getting Filler At Clinic As Nurse Rocks Up Looking Like Handsome Squidward
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman looking to dip her toe into getting cosmetic filler for the first time has found herself having a bit of...
“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself grappling with her grandparents' decision to go on a month-long cruise in the Caribbean, which she reckons...
Woman Who Lives For External Validation Only Has 5 Days Left To Purge Weird Stuff From Her Spotify Wrapped
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who needs the constant validation from her peers has been forced to get a move on today, after realising she only...
Uncle Brags About Highly Anti-Social Levels Of Bintang Consumption In World Travel Chat
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTUncle Tommy ‘Chirpy’ Chirphurst (57) has let it be known he’s a man of the world too by sharing a horrifically inappropriate story...
Older Man’s Trendy Shoes Hints To Strong Father/Daughter Relationship
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe residents of Betoota have found their hearts a little warmer than usual today as an older fella’s trendy shoes hinted that the...
Woman Who Wants To Wear Something Slutty For Halloween To Appease Her Inner Cool Girl By Giving It A Pop Culture Twist
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who has been grappling with finding a revealing Halloween that isn’t ‘cliche’ has this week found the perfect solution to...
Local WFH Employee Anxious About Mandatory Return To Office,Mainly About Having To Wear Pants Again
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
White-collar professional Sean Smith (37) has had a panic attack while working from home after receiving an email from his company’s HR Manager.
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