Naive Swiftie Gets Really Lucky With Last Minute Concert Ticket On CheapRealTickets.Kz For $350
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a rare showing of community spirit, the Australian banks are urging Taylor Swift fans to remain vigilant about ticket scams ahead of...
Dad Boils A Billy And Grinds Beans By Hand To Avoid Being Humiliated By Pod Machine Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota dad has been reminded once again he can never beat the machine after being humiliated by a pod coffee machine once...
Fishing Shirt Not Even Trying To Be Clever
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota fishing supplies shop has admitted it has phoned things in recently but that sales have never been better. The confusingly named Ponds...
Bald Real Estate Agent Providing Perfect Canvas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProfessional and casual vandals alike are celebrating as a public sign featuring a bald real estate agent has provided them with the perfect...
Advice Column | How To Hide Your Problem Gambling From Your Spouse This Melbourne Cup Day
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTI hate the term ‘problem gambling’. It doesn’t make sense.
In my position as Australia’s leading independent finance expert, who...
Sir Paul McCartney Dragged To Kick-Ons At The Met With New Mates From Suncorp Stadium Security
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sir Paul McCartney's spectacular Wednesday night Brisbane show at Suncorp Stadium has left Queensland feeling uplifted, in the midst of bushfires and storm...
Local Root Rat Placed In Horny Jail After Dating App Deems 300 Swipes Per Hour A Little Excessive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA recently dumped bloke has been placed on a mandatory 11-day stand down period this week, after almost concussing himself with...
Report: No Scarier Death Stare Than The One You Cop After Interrupting A Seasoned Yarn-Spinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by Betoota's leading pub science group has found that interrupting a season yarn-spinner while he's halfway through doing what he...
Full Spectrum Of Human Emotions Found On Back Of Dive Bar Toilet Door
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA popular dive bar frequented by the town's punks and metalheads is discovered to display an interesting array of human emotions in the...
Bloke Losing Battle With Norwood Curse Cruelly Blessed With Pubes Like A 2000s Sheepskin Car Seat Cover
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring sadly at his thinning hairline in the mirror, local bloke Ian Thompson lets out a sigh.
Despite his multi step hair loss prevention...
