Gentrification Complete As Bahn Mi Place Now Accepts Card
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAs gentrification marches on across Australia's cities, one institution that has held strong against the sweeping changes has finally surrendered. The banh mi...
Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Last night's Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have expected, as the community continues to deal with...
Millennial Woman Watching Mean Girls Musical Trailer Deeply Hurt By ‘This Isn’t Your Mother’s Mean Girls’ Line
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local millennial woman has had her biggest taste of mortality since Bindi Irwin got married, after watching the trailer for ‘The Mean...
McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man, or McChungus, began his day in typical fashion by dining in at the McDonald's restaurant on...
86 Year Old Woman Seeing Chiropractor About A Tender Lower Back Given The WWE Special
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some developing news, an elderly woman has reportedly been taken to hospital this afternoon after seeing a popular French Quarter chiropractor, with...
Melbourne Bloke Who Got Home At 5AM Now Can’t Get To The Office Because Trains Are Down And His Home Wifi Is Allegedly Optus Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Melbourne bloke has caught a once in a lifetime lucky break today, after waking up with an extremely sore head from enjoying...
Lonely Old Granny At Least Has A Good Enough View For Real Estate Agents To Call Her And Say Hi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBetoota senior Geraldine Groucher (88) doesn’t hear much from her family anymore but hopes to once they rethink their whole ‘marrying protestants’ nonsense.
Without...
Strata Ensures New Home Owners Still Get Treated Like Dirty Renters
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota couple who defied some seriously stacked odds and purchased some property received a bollocking reminder that their days of being treated...
Report: Nana State Would Be So Much Better Than Nanny State
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a world constantly crying ‘Nanny State’, a pseudo report by a Betoota ‘doctor’ has confirmed that a Nana State would actually be...
‘Still Or Sparkling?’ Just The Waiter Sussing Out If You’re Worth A Decent Tip
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a world that recently moved from theme park prices to wedding prices, it makes complete sense that a hospitality worker would like...
