Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An old fox is making up for lost time after finally giving into family demand and doing some damn exercise.
The fox in question...
“Haha Watch Out” Says Pop As Extremely Venomous Eastern Brown Slithers Within Striking Distance
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local grandfather, Harold Page (90) has severely downplayed the danger of an Eastern Brown Snake finding its way into his backyard, during a...
Yorkshireman Puts Finishing Touches On Beachside Apartment By Hanging Yorkshire Flag In Only Window That Faces Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man from English Queensland has turned his rented Lake Betoota apartment into a home this week by choosing...
Cricketer Recovers From Tense 15 Minutes In The Nets With Warm Strawberry Milk From Kit Bag
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Thick warm glugs of strawberry milk are going down a treat this afternoon as a grade cricketer refuels from an intense...
Undercover Cop Really Hoping For Conversation To Move Beyond Knowledge Of Motorcycles
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIt is a hard knock life for one unlucky UC copper who has wasted yet another useless night in the clubhouse talking about...
Dad Taking Spag Bol Quite Seriously After Revisiting Classic Mafia Movie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota family have had their world painted red and meaty this week as a classic mafia movie has caused dad to seriously...
Local Bloke 60% Sure That Weed Helps With His Lack Of Self-Certainty
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn the brain-tearing world of the 24 hour news cycle, it is an inevitability that a slow news day will eventually feature a...
White People Let Out A Small Cheer After Hearing Particularly Loud Rumble Of Thunder
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of office workers have this afternoon been positively titillated by the weather, after their mundane spreadsheet filling was interrupted by a...
Boomer Who Thinks The Youth Don’t Know How The World Works Really Keen For That Free iPhone
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local boomer who often laments that the younger generation "doesn't understand how the world works" recently found himself in a rather embarrassing...
Smoke Alarm Low Battery Beep A Daily Reminder Local Woman Has Bigger Problems On Her Plate
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn an ironic twist of fate, the persistent low battery beep of a smoke alarm has become a daily reminder to local woman...
