Local Introvert Rehearses Polite “No thanks” Gesture 200 Metres Before Encountering Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal introvert Dylan Fernie (28), has reportedly spent over 2 minutes rehearsing the elusive "no thanks" gesture after spotting some charity pests in...
Excitable Local Idiot Once Again Finds Himself Agreeing To Early Morning Weekend Exercise
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds bloke has yet again proven that he doesn’t really know himself that well, by yet again agreeing to do a...
Mum Rejoices As Work Christmas Party Falls On Same Night As Kids Shitty Christmas Pageant
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Betoota mother of three is leaping for joy this evening after being gifted a get out of jail free card...
Local Lawn King Kept Awake All Night Obsessing About How He’s Gotta Fix Up Those Edges
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTThe curator of one of Betoota’s finest suburban lawns is struggling to get to sleep tonight as the thought of some...
Local Diva Sends Family Reverse-Wishlist With All The Shit She Doesn’t Want For Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTHailee Martin has rarely done well at Christmas.
Thanks to having one parent that was a science teacher and another who was...
Office Worker With Problem Client Browses Their FB Profile To See If They Look Like A Clown In Real Life Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA frustrated office worker at her wits end with a needy client has today done a bit of online sleuthing, to see if...
Dinner Treated With Extreme Caution After Mum Confesses That She’s Tried Something New
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An unspoken shock and horror permeated through A Betoota family household this evening, as mum reveals that she has steered away from the...
Broken Lock On Door Of Public Toilet Tests Occupant’s Core Strength
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Bryan Hatton has spent the last 24 minutes wrestling with the gruelling task of taking a dump while also hyperextending his left arm...
“Same Shit” Says Australian After Confusing Canadian Accent For American
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a classic display of laidback ignorance, Australian man Myles Pereira (48) has declared Canadians and Americans are the "same shit" after being...
Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights chihuahua has today proven that what he doesn’t have in size, he makes up with sheer audacity, by making a...
