Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
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A couple of all-time legends put on a brave face last night as they assembled down at the Gutshot...
Everyone In Friendship Circle All Weddinged Out By Time Stragglers Gets Engaged
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA mid-thirties friendship circle has mustered up what little enthusiasm they have left as the last couple to get engaged finally announces their...
Old School Tradie Takes His First Solid Shit Since 1996 After Drinking Water Instead Of Ice Coffee
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Betoota builder, Dolph Kennyson (62) has today experienced the unfamiliar sensation of laying cable for the first time since Keating was Prime Minister.
It's...
“Gen Z Aren’t Going To The Pub” Says Publican Selling Jugs That Cost More Than An MDMA Cap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt appears that millennials have officially handed over the ‘killing an industry’ baton to Gen Z, with many publicans reporting that the Tik...
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
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A Dutch roofer has been chastised by his boss this morning for completing a roofing job on a Betoota...
Maccas 30 Days Of Deals Sees Local Bargain Hunter Attempt His Own Supersize Me Mission
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A brave local man has today spoken to The Advocate about the biggest month of his life.
The Betoota Heights plumber named Brad...
Local Woman Celebrates Black Friday By Buying Quite A Few ‘Washed Potatoes’ At Self Serve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs today officially marks ‘Black Friday’, people all around the nation are helping themselves to savings of up to 80 percent, including some...
Starving Bloke Halfway Through 18 Holes Runs the Roulette on Roast Beef & Cheese Sambo From Pro Shop
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA weekend warrior has decided to risk his life this afternoon by tucking into some mysterious grey meats encased in a...
Bloke Having Dart And Energy Drink In Sun Enjoying A Tasting Flight Of Future Illnesses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local Betootan sampled a tasting flight of future illnesses today as he started his day by knocking back an energy drink and...
Arrival Of Fireball Shots At Work Christmas Party Informs Big Fella It’s Now Okay To Untuck The Shirt
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local big unit has let out a seismic sigh of relief this evening after realising that untucking his shirt is...
