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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU? Scotty has come out this week to fix his own reputation amongst voters, after countless polls pointed to the fact that the number one issue that Australians have with this current government is the bloke leading it. "It's not a popularity test," Mr Morrison said on the first week of the campaign "You go...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just one week out from the election and the Coalition Government is in the midst of a catastrophic identity crisis that will likely continue well beyond the May 21st election. With even the National Party split into three factions between the 'Rural Nats' (Littleproud, McCormack Andrew Gee), the 'Mining Nats' (Canavan, Joyce, Keith Pitt) and the Coastal moderates (Kevin...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party finally went ahead and officially launched their election campaign yesterday, only six days out from election day. There were many reasons why they decided to wait this late to launch. Namely, the fact that the party doesn't have to pay for any campaigning until they do the big event - which also means the tax-payers have...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Polls are showing that the Liberal Party may lose up to six of their blue-ribbon seats to the ‘teal independents’ this election, as some of their safest electorates revolt against what they believe to be a corrupt and financially reckless Morrison government. As the talent continues to thin out at the top of the Coalition government due to allegations...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today made waves through Bondi, after his unannounced appearance at the Eastern Suburbs pre-bolling booths. The ousted Liberal appeared to be in high spirits as he strutted into the local town hall, dressed head to toe in teal linen. Witnesses say it was like a scene out of HBO's The Wire, as Turnbull whistled...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having almost the entire Australian media landscape cheering him on, Scott Morrison continues to get pumped from both angles in the pre-election polls - with the teal candidates sucking the lifeblood out of his Blue Ribbon seats like a trash pump at Lismore's main street - and the Labor Party continuing to lift in the marginal working...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today once again defended his hand-picked candidate for Warringah, after the controversial Katherine Deve once again claimed that transgender people were "mutilated" by medically transitioning. As Warringah's Independent MP Zali Steggall looks to once again prevent the Liberals from taking hold of their once safest seat with an ever-growing grassroots campaign that has shattered the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent polls show that more Australians than ever are still undecided as to who they are going to vote for with just two weeks left before the May 21st election date. Out of the two-party preferred survey, Australian voters are leaning towards Labor on 50% and the Coalition on 35%, with the remaining 15% still unsure. This may be a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent poll numbers have shown that voter dissatisfaction with Scotty From Marketing is leaving him more and more isolated as both a political candidate and a leader of his own party. As it stands, the only allies he has left in the party are the loyal drones he has picked off the Hillsong conveyor belt like Alex Hawke MP...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Election campaign is expected to go fully feral this week, after poll numbers show the Opposition now outperforming the government 57-43 on the two-party preferred survey. This is tragic news for people like Rupert Murdoch, whose Australian newspaper monopoly has only survived this long because of the $850 billion tax rebate that Tony Abbott gleefully handed to...