Man Transported Back To 2006 After Hearing Distinctive Whistle Of Nerf Vortex Over Head At The Beach
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A local man has transcended through the laws of quantum physics and found himself teleported to the year 2006 after hearing the distinctive...
Commuter Officially A Grown Up After Being Overcome With Rage At The Little Cunts Not Standing Up For Old Ladies
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The circle of life continues today, as a once flippant little brat transforms into a cranky older citizen.
This caterpillar to butterfly moment was...
Oh Fuck Yeah: The Scissors Are Gliding
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The frustrating task of wrapping Christmas presents has just become very worthwhile.
This comes as one local Betoota resident suddenly remembered how damn good...
Dad’s Christmas Cheer Dampened By The Knowledge That He Really Needs To Get Cracking On The Deck
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There won't be any bloody Christmas at this rate.
That's what a local Betoota Heights dad has come to terms with.
56-year-old Safety and Systems...
Sydney Sweeney To Star As The Starbucks Waitress in Rom-Com About UnitedHealthcare Assassination
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Hollywood has been quick to get moving on the production of a semi-biographical blockbuster based on the last week's news cycle.
This comes as...
At Least The Cicadas Are Having Fun
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As Australians enter the final few weeks of the calendar year, and prepare for a holiday season that has been dampened by global...
Dad Rushes To Stop Cashed Up Miner Son From Impulsively Buying Every Cousin A 50-Inch For Christmas
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A local Dad has today had to intervene to stop his youngest son from showcasing his full-blown financial illiteracy to the entire extended...
Office Worker Now In The Eye Of The Storm Between Cup Day And Onslaught Of Christmas Parties
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It's nearly the weekend in early December. But it does not feel that way for Betoota Grove-based sales director, Bucky Howard (35).
It feels...
Uh Oh: Degenerate Workmate Who Only Smokes When He’s Blackout Drunk Has Started Smoking
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Staff Christmas Party season is upon us, and the real tightarse bosses are getting these things over and done with as early as...
Cops Use Their Own Metrics To Estimate That Recent Drug Bust Has A Street Value Of $100 Trillion
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In case you haven't been watching the news, it seems the War On Drugs is nearly over.
And in a weird turn of events,...
