Shock As Danish Biccie Tin Actually Has Biccies In It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
It's that time of the year where people gift each other aluminium tins of non-perishable Scandinavian biscuits, for some reason.
And for some other...
Dutton Vows To Boycott Christmas: “Unlike Albanese, I Don’t Celebrate The Birth Of Palestinian Socialists”
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As workplaces around the country begin to close down for Christmas, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a message to all Australians ahead...
Bluey The Movie: Australia’s Favourite Blue Heeler Gets Caught Up In Queensland’s Puppy Crime Wave
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The ABC's greatest television export continues to go from strength to strength, as Australia's favourite cartoon canine Bluey is set to hit the...
Dutton Still Talking About Nuclear Like It’s Anything Other Than A Stunt To Prolong Gas And Coal
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Peter Dutton's war on getting anything done is starting to become predictable this week, as the Leader Of The Opposition reveals his plan...
8 Hours Of Drinking Mid Strengths Immediately Undone By A Tray Of Rums At Sundown
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What was initially a plan to drink and talk shit all day - without getting blind drunk and talking too much shit -...
Coastal Town Kebab Joint Thrives As Only Place To Get A Feed Outside Of The Midday-To-8pm Window
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The coastal beach town of Yabbie Lake is the ideal place to pull up for the Christmas holidays.
With locals who don't seem too...
Pisshead Stumbling Home From The Pub Takes A Breather On Local Dad’s Cute DIY Swing
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A steaming pisshead is thankful for the hard work of a local DIY Dad this morning, after using a cute street swing as...
Major Hotel Chains Quietly Stop Hosting Australia Day Events As They Don’t Draw A Crowd Anymore Because This Needlessly Mythologised And Alcohol-Fuelled Celebration Of Chest-Beating Patriotism Is An Increasingly...
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As Peter Dutton ramps up his culture wars by refusing to stand in front of the Aboriginal flag, the Liberal Party and NewsCorp...
Christmas Party Hijacked By Filo Workmate’s Cunning Plan To End Up At Karaoke
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A work Christmas Party in Betoota's Old City District is looking very likely to descend into hours of regrettable singalongs.
The team at Betoota...
Sorry China, The International Airport And New Roads Won’t Be Necessary… Because PNG IS JOINING THE NRL!!!
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In breaking news that has completely undone several decades of China's soft power diplomacy in the South Pacific, it can be confirmed that...
