America Just 4 Days Away From Returning To Pre-Tiktok Internet Culture
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The world waits with bated breath as the United States prepares to ban the TikTok app, which currently has 170 million users across...
Plans For 2032 Brisbane Games Outlined: Olympic 100m To Take Place On A Slight Angle At Riverstage
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Confidence has been restored in the River City this week, as it appears that there is finally a concrete plan for the 2032...
Dutton To Let Young Voters Raid 50k From Their Super To Buy Homes That Will Now Cost $500k More
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The Federal Opposition has this week launched their new and extremely wordy slogan for 2025: Let's Get Australia Back On Track.
After sitting on...
Zuckerberg Begins Wearing Gold Chains After Being Exposed To Macedonian Concreters From Wollongong
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Mark Zuckerberg’s is no longer the unfashionable nerd that was portrayed in the 2010 Hollywood biopic 'The Social Network'.
A string of recent public...
English Tourist Exposes Breasts At Betoota Hotel While Husband Eats Sardine Sandwiches Courtesy of Local Constabulary
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Arriving in town in their Land Rover Defender at around eleven on the morning of December 21st were Jeremy Prendergast and his...
Naughty Kids From Tarong, Callide, Liddell, Mount Piper, Port Augusta Wake Up To Lumps Of Uranium
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The Coalition's half a trillion dollar nuclear transition is upon us, and it is already lighting up the homes of rural Australia.
Naughty kids...
Family Now Able To Laugh About Cousin Being Thrown In The Watch House On Christmas Eve 3 Years Ago
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With Christmas Day now less than a week away, excitement is high right across the country.
Offices and worksites are closing down for the...
Betoota’s Priest Says The Spirit Of Christmas Can Be Perfectly Summed Up By John McClane Running Barefoot Over Broken Glass In The Ductwork Of Nakatomi Plaza
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Father Sharma of Betoota's Combined Churches has today shared with his congregation a Christmas message to our local residents and beyond, after what...
Australia Farewells Beloved Author Who Wrote Books For Kids Who Preferred Hand Grenades Over Magic Wands
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Young adults across Australia are today farewelling a man who activated teenage imaginations right across the world.
Beloved Australian author John Marsden, whose novels...
Last Remaining Shortbread Hides In Full Icing Sugar Camouflage
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The shortbread is back on the living room table, and depending on that nationality of whoever cooked them, they are disappearing fast.
While the...
