Crumbling American Empire Now At The Point Where They Need To Force People To Be Born There
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As the once unstoppable global superpower that was the United States Of America continues to decline into a culturally divided rabble of religious extremism and mass shootings, the Supreme Court has this week made moves to ensure the country maintains a level of patriotism required keep their military ranks full to the brim.
With over 75 percent of America's...
Protestors Tackle Climate Change By Forcing Blue Collar Workers To Miss Shifts In The Middle Of A Cost-Of-Living Crisis
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Millions of more people are now 100% on board with tackling climate change, after being encouraged to join the environmentalist movement after finding themselves caught up in a clever and inclusive protest against the fossil fuel sector this morning.
Half of Sydney was late for work this morning, with some not even making it to work, after dozens of...
Bob Katter Tells Albanese To Just Say The Word And We Can Begin Nationalising The Energy Grids, It Can Be Swift, And It Can Be Bloodless, Unless They Want...
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In the boldest act of the new Labor Government, The Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) has been given full support to take the extraordinary step of suspending the spot market for wholesale electricity across the country.
It's the first time the market has been suspended nationally and it will be reviewed daily in each state, and signals the beginning...
Scotty Fears Aussies Won’t Know The Socceroos Won Without Any Photos Of Him In A Stupid Scarf
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The supreme and glorious Socceroos have secured the second last spot for the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar, defeating Peru in a penalty shootout 5-4 thanks to a save from substitute goalkeeper Andrew 'Ned' Redmayne.
As was reported earlier today in the Betoota Advocate, this nail-biting finish was met with celebrations right across the country, as the nation’s...
Sydney Bloke At Work Insists He’s Geed Up For The Footy Even Though NSW Just Don’t ‘Get’ Origin
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Tonight is the night that round 1 of the fiercest rivalry in the history of Australian organised sport takes place, with the 2022 State of Origin series kicking off at 8:10pm at Sydney's Olympic stadium.
With a new Queensland side made up of extremely muscular and handsome young men, answering to their refreshing and exciting new coach Billy Slater,...
QLD Health Braces For Spike In Drunken Injuries As Greens MPs Pave Caxton St With Solar Panels
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Queensland Health officials are warning this football finals season's wave of related drunken injuries is likely to be severe with the number of cases already on the rise across the state.
This comes as Brisbane's three newly-elected Greens MP made the executive decision to pave the streets of the city's booziest nightlife precincts with silicon solar panels.
Caxton street in...
Riverside Expressway Replaced By Flowing Fields Of Native Grass As QLD Greens MPs Get To Work
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Brisbane City appears to have bucked a concerning trend this week, as the Queensland Capital successfully neutralises the catastrophic drop in Australian insects.
The decline in bee and grasshopper numbers is just one of the rather concerning repercussions that comes from burning fossil fuels at an accelerating rate for two centuries, as well as using whatever fucking chemicals you...
Brisbane River Returns To Its Natural Colour Just One Week After The City Elects 3 Greens MPs
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Over the weekend, the Australian Electoral Commission confirmed Brisbane's 3rd Greens candidate had been elected into Parliament, as the fall-out from the unexpected 'Greensland' phenomena continues to baffle both the Liberal Party and Labor.
The Division of Brisbane will become the fourth Greens seat in the 47th parliament, alongside the neighbouring Queensland electorates of Griffith and Ryan.
Absent votes counted...
Peter Dutton Pops By Barnaby Joyce’s Office To Wish Him Best Of Luck For The Leadership Spill
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Both the Nationals and the Liberals are today meeting in Canberra to decide the leadership of each party, as the Coalition begins preparing to for their long 3-year march to winning back government from the Mad Left.
Peter Dutton is the only Liberal MP to announce they will challenge for the party leadership, which many political analysts would say...
Dan Repacholi MP Refuses To Apologise For Saying Dutton’s Head Looks Like A Kicked-In Biccie Tin
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In what many political analysts have described as 'not digging up' - former Queensland highway cop turned Immigration Minister turned the guy that knifed Malcolm Turnbull and destroyed the Coalition's support in the blue-ribbon seats, Peter Dutton is somehow the sole candidate for leadership of the embattled Liberal Party.
This comes after the Morrison government was annihilated with a...
