Local Man Feels Much Less Right-Wing Now That He Isn’t Being Force-Fed Daily 7News Updates During Cricket
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Until now, the 2025 election has looked like it was going to be a tight race between Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Liberal...
Dutton Stops Talking About Anti-Semitic Attacks After Learning The Perpetrators Don’t Have Brown Skin Or Pink Hair
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week started to wheel back from his recent Inglorious Basterds rebrand.
The former Immigration Minister, who literally made...
North Queensland Pubs Celebrate As Record-Breaking Rainfall Grounds All Flights Out
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North Queensland is expected to stay soaked today, as major rainfall continues to fill the already overflowing rivers and dams.
Schools and businesses across...
Report: Fuck January Usually Goes A Lot Faster Than This
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A recent report by a lesser known Australian government department has found that what you're feeling right now is real.
This is the longest...
Chalmers Not Celebrating Interest Rate Cut Just Yet, But Admits He Hasn’t Left The Logan City Tav For 2 Days
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The Government breathed a sigh of relief overnight, as trimmed mean inflation fell to 3.2 per cent, down from 3.6 per cent in...
“Can’t Believe This Is Part Of My Job Now” Growls Dutton, Before Attending Chinese Christmas Or Whatever
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In yet another stark reminder that his new job requires him to occasionally leave the North Brisbane mortgage belt, Peter Dutton is today...
Labor Continue Strategy Of Only Picking Big Units As Regional Candidates, With A 7-Foot Bloke In Cairns
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At 6 ft 8 inches, Cessnock MP Dan Repacholi is by far the biggest unit in Federal politics. But that could change in...
Overnight Train From Brissy To Sydney Not Exactly The Hogwarts Express
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Some overseas train enthusiasts have discovered that Australia doesn't really champion the romance of rail in the same way they do elsewhere in...
This New WFH Shit Ruins Unemployed Mate’s Day At The Beach
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A local stay-at-home man is unhappy with society's normalisation of work-from-home culture, after noticing that his local beach isn't completely empty during a...
Boyfriend Only Really Needs Constant Access To Wikipedia/Google Maps And He’s All Sweet
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Betoota woman, Lilian Mack (30) has grown to accept that her boyfriend, Pete (31), doesn't actually need a phone.
As a man that sucks...
