Liberals Furious Their Once Safest Sydney Electorate Now Includes The Teal-Friendly Homosexual Belt
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Based on population growth in certain areas of NSW, the number of electorates in the state have been cut from 47 to 46...
Labor Achieves Gender Parity By Throwing Talented Young Mums To The Wolves In Right-Wing Electorates
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Labor is returning to the 2025 election with more women than ever!
As the Liberal Party face a tidal wave of female independents challenging...
Temu Trump Vows To Bring Back Single-Use Plastic Bags To Woolies And Coles
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With a Federal Election around the corner, Opposition leader Peter Dutton is focusing on the big issues.
Known colloquially as Temu Trump, the face...
7 Supremely Talented Liberal MPs That Could Be PM If Dutton Loses His Seat To A Woman On Election Night
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In news that will not be getting a mention in any of the major newspapers of TV networks, it seems that Opposition Leader...
Bloke Who Worked Directly Under Mark Latham And Kevin Rudd Has No Trouble Handling US President
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese appears to have neutralised US President Donald Trump's plan to slap on 25 per cent tariffs on steel and...
Unpredictable World Achieves Some Level Of Calm Familiarity As Kanye Becomes Main Character Again
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In these times of economic turmoil, political division and global instability the world has welcomed the familiar tradition of a Kanye West self-sabotage.
The...
Flood-Ravaged North Queensland Rejoices As The Italians Arrive To Build Everything Again
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The same people that built North Queensland the first time, are back.
This comes as Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Queensland Premier David...
“Oi Knock Off Early And Come To The Pub Haha” Says Mate With A Job That Doesn’t Matter
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A mate who has a nondescript middle management job that could and probably should be replaced by AI, has today revealed he is...
Hot Weather Causes Real Estate Agent To Ditch The Three-Piece Suit For His Cool Civilian Clothes
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The extreme heat right across Australia means that certain concessions are being made amongst Australia's dapper semi-professional class.
Known for their stunning altered off-the-rack...
Twickenham Police Station Alleged To Have Played Host To Britain’s Biggest Storm In A Tea Cup
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The British media, police and soccer fanbase are glued to the news updates surrounding the nation's most exciting un-newsworthy story since Princess Diana's...
