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“The Teals Have No Power” Says Angry Man Who’d Prefer 7 Toothless Liberals Sitting On The Back Bench

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media work side by side to rebrand Peter Dutton as the Modern Day equivalent of John Howard, it seems that...

With Only 6 State Seats To Their Name, WA Liberals Tell Temu Trump To Stay The Fuck Away From Them

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With the Western Australia selection now less than three weeks away, the most unlucky political leader in Australia is doing everything she can...

Road Rage Incident Ends Abruptly After Maltese Boxing Gloves Spotted Hanging From The Rear View

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The motorists jammed in back-to-back traffic on the main road of Betoota's Flight Path District got very close to enjoying some textbook Australian...

The Puffer Vestification Of Bathurst And Orange Puts National Party At Risk Of Losing Safe NSW Seat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The 2025 Federal Election hasn't even been called yet, but both the Labor Government and Federal Opposition already seem to be fighting to...

Former Indie Sleaze Scenester Skips A Month’s Child Support Payments Because The Kooks Are Touring

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Betoota sound tech, Pete Bartholomew (42) has this week been forced to make the most difficult decision of his fringe millennial life. The ageing...

Months Of Delays Immediately Forgiven As Sydney Trains Vow To Bring Back MX Magazine

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The NSW government and rail unions will once again re-engage in negotiations this week, after a messy industrial dispute that resulted in almost...

Peter Dutton Responds Poorly To RBA’s Rate Cuts, Takes It Out On His Brisbane Electoral Office

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The man hoping to be the next Prime Minister of the county has today let that famous temper of his get away from...

RBA’s Announcement Causes Real Estate Agent To Splash Out On A Bag That Has Also Been Cut To 4.1% 

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After years of white-knuckling through economic pain, Australians can rejoice today as the Reserve Bank announces that interest rates will be cut for...

7 Types Of Labor Party Candidates Currently Fighting For Pre-Selection In Australia’s Swing Seats

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As the Albanese Government prepares for the dogfight that will be the 2025 Federal Election, all eyes are on the swing seats. The Coalition...

National Party Wins Over The Camilla Mums By Mandating That All Surf Clubs Must Pour High Tides

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After being mostly sheltered from the Australian public for the last few years, the National Party has today pitched a policy aimed at...

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