Dutton Draws On His Secret Love Of Fine Art As He Prepares A Workshirt For Post-Alfred Press Shots
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As South-East Queensland bunkers down and prepare for the ever-changing weather patterns, the Australian Liberal Party is facing a damage control of their...
“I Want Every Young Mum Back In The Office Permanently” Says Multimillionaire Childcare Profiteer
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The Leader Of The Opposition has emerged from his Sydney fundraising junket to make a short but poignant comment on International Women's Day.
As...
TURN ON THE TELLY MUM! The ABC Rolls Out Rural Young Guns For Their First National Broadcasts
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The ABC is this week doing what it does best: providing rolling 24-hour coverage of the ever-changing developments and emergency updates regarding Tropical...
Delayed Arrival Of Alfred Has Everyone In South-East QLD Wondering If They Could Fit In A Schooner
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Millions of Queenslanders are currently waiting in nervous silence for the arrival of Tropical Cyclone Alfred, as the category 2 weather event drags...
Report: Yes, Now Is Exactly The Time To Rush Through 7 Nuclear Plants Right Next To Australia’s Major Ports And Most Fertile Farmland
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As the world edges the closest it's been to World War Three since the Cold War, it seems that Australia's Federal Opposition remains...
2025 Oscars Providing Perfect Entertainment For The Gays Currently Pulling Post-Mardi Gras Sickies
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The stars have aligned for the girls, the gays, the theys and their fabulous allies across Australia today.
This comes as the 96th Oscar...
Star Casino Crushed By Woke Regulators Who Won’t Let Them Wash Cash For Organised Crime Anymore
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Up to 9000 people are at risk of losing their jobs because the woke left refuses to let these humble Casinos operate in...
Bob Katter Says He’d Like To Make A Few Points About Medicare Reform Because Look It’s Obviously Very Bloody Important That We Make Sure Australia’s Health System Doesn’t End...
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As both the major parties begin making their pre-election commitments to Medicare reform, The Independent Member for Kennedy has also thrown in his...
So Here’s Margot Robbie In A Bubble Bath To Explain How Dodgy It Is That Peter Dutton Bought Shares In Three Major Banks The Day Before The Australian Government...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTThe most unreported breaking news story in Australia, easily explained by Hollywood actress Margot Robbie in a bubble bath:
Margot Robbie: "Alright, listen...
Melbourne Man Dressed Head To Toe In Carhartt Sadly Not Capable Of Doing Any Carhartt Shit
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A Melbourne man has today been forced to confront the harsh reality that, despite his carefully curated workwear aesthetic, he is absolutely...
