Footscray Roofer Argues That Picking Up A GumTree Soft Ute Tray Cover In Geelong is Essential
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Local roofing magnate, Raymond Barrassi (55) insists he's taking this whole second wave seriously, but says he would appreciate if the government took...
Writer Fails To Finish Pandemic Thriller During Thrilling Pandemic
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Approaching 7 months of working from home part-time, local literature enthusiast Stella Hunt (34) has still barely made a start on writing the...
“Now That I Can No Longer Rely On Them To Vote For Me, It Is Time To Kill All Elderly People”
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Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has this week popped his head up to talk about the different government responses to the current...
Karma Is Gonna Get That Bitch, Confirms Loud Conversation At The Train Station
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According to the very emotive language echoing down the other end of the platform, some bitch is gonna pay for the shit she's...
Steel Tow Bar To The Shin Tests Local Christian’s Faith More Than Any Woman Could
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Local Betoota Heights father of three, Scott Hawke has never forgiven himself for his wandering eyes at the 2001 Gold Coast Indy 300.
As...
Bloke Whose Misso Has To Stop Him From Putting Fork In Toaster Quite Certain COVID Is A “Lie”
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A local bloke who works in a field completely unrelated to Epidemiology has this week ramped up his conspiracy theories that the current...
Dad Staunchly Defends The Existence Of Sarsaparilla
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Local dad, Paul "Bushfire" Longley, has today put his alleged reputation as a connoisseur of fine foods on the line.
Friends and family know...
Pete Evans Now Blind, Suffering Carbon Monoxide Poisoning After Refusing To Wear Welding Mask
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Channel Seven's problem child, former celebrity chef turned conspiracy cultist, Pete Evans is in a stable condition this evening after firing up an...
Undercard Boxer Decides To Mix It Up A Bit By Kitting Out His Entourage In Gold Foil T-Shirts
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Mackay-based middleweight fighter, Billy "All Night" Wright has had a lot of big decisions to make over the last few months.
Accepting tonight's fight...
Nan Declares Loyalty To Tim Tszyu After Learning His Dad Is The Gorgeous Boy With The Ratty
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One local Betoota Ponds grandmother has revealed that she is officially cheering for Tim Tszyu in tonight's IBF Australasian super welterweight match in Townsville,...
