Sydney Remembers The 2000 Olympics As The Last Time Anyone Actually Enjoyed Visiting Homebush
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Today marks 20 years since Sydney put on the opening ceremony to the greatest show on earth, the 2000 Olympic Games.
It was two...
Government Who Locks Little Girls In Cages So Dark Their Teeth Fall Out Says Don’t Be Cruel!!
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A government thats spends tens of thousands of dollars a day to not show any form of compassion to a refugee family who...
Eden-Monaro Voters Just As Relieved As The State’s Koalas To Be Dodging Bullets From The Nats
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The people that live within the Federal Division of Eden-Monaro say that they are now exhaling harder than ever today, after witnessing what...
Local CEO Excited He Can Return To Treating Employees Like Scum Following Conclusion Of RUOK Day
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After a big day of encouraging his staff to make sure they are being gentle enough with each other to notice any important...
Uncle Tony Begins Immersing Himself With The Caribbean Mob Down In South London
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After one week in London Town, Uncle Tony Abbott has grown homesick for his family back in the Northern Beaches of Sydney.
As the...
Nation’s Gossiping Patio Nonnas Identify More Community Cases Of COVID-19 Than COVIDsafe App
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Betoota's most prominent neighbourhood gossips, Francesca Lupi, Natalia Ponticello, Paloma Boserio have been identified as the town's greatest asset when it comes to...
Aboriginal Illuminati Host Secret Meeting To Discuss 1st Mission For The Uncle On The Inside
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A top-secret order of Indigenous powerbrokers have today met in an abandoned La Perouse warehouse to begin strategising the long-awaited collapse of the...
Bloke Who Only Leaves Sydney’s North Shore For The SCG Members Offers Opinion On QLD Politics
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A self-righteous Sydney media personality with a big 'high school vice captain' energy about him has today taken it upon himself to label...
Tourism Australia Quietly Drops Victoria As A Destination
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Victoria has today been quietly dropped from all Tourism Australia (TA) publications, as the southern state struggles with coronavirus.
“Yeah we didn’t want...
Experts Agree: Talking Shit About Premiers To The Media Far More Productive Than A Phone Call
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QLD Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk says she remains undeterred from doing what she thinks is right when it comes to Queensland's border restrictions, despite...
