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Government To Repair Australia’s Economy By Telling Banks To Do Exactly What Caused The GFC

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of having to publicly act like they were not happy with them, the Australian government has today unveiled a plan...

Curtis Scott Becomes First NRL Player In Human History Who Actually Did Nuffin Wrong

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian legal fraternity is in shock today, after an unprecedented ruling by a Sydney magistrate. The NSW Police have been stung with...

Melbourne Bloke Is Gonna Do A Full Fucken Week At Revolver After All Of This

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne residents continue to endure quite a shit end to 2021, one Footscray man can't help but fantasise about what he's...

Turnbull Zaps Patricia Karvelas With Neuralyzer In Response To Questions About NBN Upgrades

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his daily appearance on ABC 24, former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today avoided answering any questions about why another five...

Passive Aggressive Gen-Y Lets Home Schooling Coworker Know That She Can Mute Her Zoom Mic Haha

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne continues to smother the spread of coronavirus with nearly two months in hard lock down, the patience is beginning to wear...

Dan Andrews Supporters Sadly Will Never Know How Good It Feels To Talk Shit About Dan Andrews

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Metropolitan Melbourne's 14-day case average is now 34.4 - as Victoria records only 11 new cases of coronavirus and two deaths.Today's results compare to...

Broncos Hire Fortitude Valley Bouncers To Protect Wally Statue From Being Defaced With Spoons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT From players being stood down for fraternising with bikies outside of the COVID-bubble, to a mid-season resignation by the head coach, 2020 has...

2020 Archibald Prize Features A Record-Breaking 52 Portraits Of Annabel Crabb As Finalists

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Inner-city cafes and regional galleries around the country are abuzz this week, as the Art Gallery Of NSW announced the finalists of $100,000...

Adelaide Airport Overcome With Fanfare As All The Canberra Tourists Arrive In A Cessna 152

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hundreds of nervous employees at the head of office of South Australia Tourism have breathed a sigh of relief today, as the...

Publican Says He’d Be Struggling In This Pandemic If He Didn’t Have 30 Reverse ATMS Out Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota publican, Berrick Highsalt (36) says a lot of people are forgetting about the hospitality sector during these uncertain times. "I mean yeah,...

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