From The Archives: “He’s Going To Be Fine” Says Blood-Soaked Jackie Kennedy
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FROM THE ARCHIVES:
DALLAS, TEXAS - 22/11/1963
The American fake news commentators are in full swing this afternoon, after President John F. Kennedy was...
Trump Refuses To Condemn Deadly Virus His Administration Is Spreading Throughout White House
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Washington (CNN) The White House is showing no signs of backing down from President Donald Trump's refusal to condemn the virus his administration...
President Trump Spotted Sprinting Towards The White House Laundry With A Syringe In Hand
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US President Donald Trump has been spotted sprinting through the West Wing by White House staff this morning, after confirming that both he...
Report: Boys Are On Here
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A recent report into the three undercards currently sitting through light drizzle in the beer garden of Betoota's Lord Kidman Hotel has found...
WA Premier Addresses Criticism Of His Hard Borders: “We Don’t Give A Fuck About You Losers”
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WA Premier Mark McGowan has accused the other states of being "little bitch ass pussies" in their criticism of Western Australia's hard border...
Sandstone Unis Call For Government Stimulus Package Of 250,000 Chinese Kids In Designer Wear
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Australia's sandstone universities say they are at risk of going broke, after all the smart people that run them realise that higher education...
PM Holds Back Tears As He Tells NewsCorp The Maritime Union Is Torturing Kittens On The Wharf
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The wharfies' union and their major employer Patrick Terminals have been unable to reach an agreement to end industrial action at Sydney's Port...
America Calls Upon The Only Man Capable Of Moderating The Next Debate Between Biden And Trump
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The first of the 2020 presidential debates between President Trump and his opponent Joe Biden took place today, leaving the entire planet now...
PM Once Again Proves His Ability To Govern Under Pressure By Comparing Wharfies To Terrorists
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Supporters of the Prime Minister have today commended his political nuance in the decision to not negotiate with the Maritime Union, and instead...
Country Pub Locals Just Flat Out Having A Yarn At The Piss Trough
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As international flights remain heavily restricted, and state borders begin opening up, domestic tourism has begun to accelerate right around Australia.
However, unlike overseas...
