New South Wales Now At That Age Where They Have To Realise That Mum Has Sex Too
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The people of New South Wales have this week had to come to terms with the fact that their mum is indeed a...
“How’s The Campaign Going… Love?” Says PM Rapidly Trying To Remember Name Of QLD LNP Leader
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The first 48 hours of the Prime Minister's post-Quarantine trip to Queensland does not appear to have gone as planned.
Just five days into...
Bahahahaha! Awww Sensitive Little Kiwi Mate At Work Not So Cocky About The Rugby Anymore
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A local scaffolding professional currently working on the new Betoota Ponds Westfield has today proven that Kiwi rugby fans aren't exactly the most...
Student Rewards Self With A Four Hour Nap After Successfully Writing Name On Assignment
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Logically, it should only have taken a few hours for Aisha Schwartz to complete her 800 word critical analysis on ‘Pride and Prejudice.’
But...
Aussie ‘Proud Boy’ Movement Struggling After Leader Is Coward Punched For Being A Big Noter
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Local insurance salesman Colin McDavish (34) never seemed to fit in until he found a home amongst a flock of racially pure black...
New Uni Regulations Forces Australia’s Answer To Picasso Into Studying Property Economics
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Elodie Pappas (16) today joins thousands of young Australians who can no longer afford the tools to develop her critical thinking skills, as...
Bloke Not Wearing Shoes At Surf Club After 5:30PM Must Be A Pretty Big Deal Round These Parts
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As Summer comes screaming in for yet another year, the surf clubs around Australia are once again experiencing an influx of holiday home...
“Trump Will Save Us” Argues Only Member Of His Administration Not Yet Diagnosed With COVID-19
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US Vice President Mike Pence has today fronted the American people to argue that Donald Trump deserves another four years, because he is...
Report: Has Anyone Asked How The Old Girl Is Going?
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Donald Trump supporters remain confident in their President's claims that the coronavirus isn't really hurting him because he is stronger than this stupid...
Doomed Student Gives Up Halfway Through Exam And Begins Calculating Worst-Case-Scenario Score
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Local student Isla Parker is royally fucked.
She should have learnt her lesson on the last test she failed, but Isla has since adopted...
