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Scotty From Marketing Promises QLD That He’ll Run It Straight At Payne Haas If They Vote LNP

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Please" begged Scotty From Marketing. "Just..." "On election day... Vote for the other woman. I don't care if you don't know her name, or any...

Couple Evicted From The Block After Accidentally Endorsing A Product They Actually Use

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Popular husband and wife team Sally and Anthony were controversially booted off popular TV renovation show ‘The Block’ this week after accidentally...

Hot Mess Gladys Like Not Fully Official But Kind Of Official With Cute Bra Boy She Met At Ivy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bondi's Icebergs played host to Sydney's new power couple today, as Hot Mess Gladys Berejiklian hit the pool deck with this new guy...

Hot Mess Gladys Totally Moving On From This Whole ICAC Thing After Spontaneous Peroxide Job

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ICAC inquiries into alleged political corruption within the ranks of the New South Wales Liberal government have seen yet another barrage of...

Outback Air Strip Now Only Utilised By Jackaroos Who Want To See How Fast Landcruisers Can Go

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Gilchrist family, owners of Lake Betoota Cattle Station, say they haven't had to have the flying doctor land on their property since...

Report: For Fuck’s Sake Get It Together Mate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once again, the Victorian Health authorities have confirmed that Victoria has had the same amount of confirmed COVID-19 cases as New South Wales. Victoria...

Daryl Maguire Overtakes Wayne Carey As The Most Lawless Bloke To Come Out Of Wagga

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The town of Wagga Wagga today has a new dark prince of Baylis Street, after the embattled AFL legend Wayne Carey lost his...

Pad Kee Mow Perfectly Complimented By Restaurant’s Gentle Thai Language Version Of Katy Perry

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A hump day treat of some high-carb South Asian cuisine has today really hit the spot for Lake Betoota-based bank teller, Clara Valance...

Scotty From Marketing Desperately Tries To Claim Nan Was Born In QLD Ahead Of Labor Landslide

Queensland’s election campaign has been officially joined by the Prime Minister this week, after Morrison finally meet the criteria to cross the border. Current state...

NSW Premier’s Recent Boy Trouble Topped Off By A Spilt Berry Smoothie Inside Her Suzuki Swift

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Oh great" Gladys Berejiklian mutters to herself, as she pulls her matte pink 2013 Suzuki Swift on Penshurst road. "Good stuff, babes. Love that...

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