Townsville Council Deploy Hundreds Of Boxing Refs To The Strand As Army Boys Begin Pre-Drinks
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With six hours to go until the main event boxing match between Jeff Horn (20-2-1) and Tim Tszyu (15-0-0) takes place in Townsville...
Local Toddler Enters “Uh Oh” Phase
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Parents of local toddler, Millie Barlow (78 weeks), have revealed to The Betoota Advocate that their little treasure has this week begun the...
Local Anti-Mask Activist Gets Serious And Removes The Air Filter From Her 1987 Corolla
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After being shocked by the response of the small but vocal anti-mask brigade to the recent rules requiring Victorians to wear masks in...
Scotty From Marketing Whips Up A Zesty Sri Lankan Curry From Cook Book Left Behind In Biloela
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Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once again taken to social media this week to advocate for the fruits of multiculturalism in modern...
“Who Wants My Opinion On The Queensland Border?” Says Bloke Who Gave COVID-19 To An Airtasker
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The man responsible for one of the earliest outbreaks of COVID-19 in Queensland has once again offered his opinion on what he believes...
PM Refutes Claims He’s Gone Missing On Vic Aged Care Crisis: “I Don’t Hold A Bed Pan, Mate”
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Just hours after attempting to shift blame to Buckingham Palace, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has doubled down on absolving himself of blame in...
Grown Adult Honestly Thinks World Leaders Created COVID-19 To Ruin Their Economies On Purpose
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In the last 24 hours, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has had to wheel back from comments he made about the possibility of...
“Ahh Yeah I Heard About That Virus” Says Mate From Out Bush, Nine Months Into Global Pandemic
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North-West Queensland stockman, Karl Bratter (32) doesn't seem to be aware that no one in the city of Melbourne is allowed outside their...
Report Finds That Paul Murray Tells More Lies To Boomers Than Firepower Fuel-Saver Pills
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A new report by a media advocacy aimed protecting Baby Boomers from fake news has found that the biggest culprit in misleading Australia's...
Wife Instantly Drops The Topic And Cheers Up After Being Informed That She’s Overreacting
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A tense moment was carefully defused last night after a small-scale argument broke out over a seemingly trivial domestic matter.
Neighbours reported shouting and...
