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Karl Cranks Up The Serbian Alphabet On His Twitter Bio Following Media Diversity Report

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TV host Karl Stefanovic has sent shots back today at a landmark study of Australia’s media landscape that found that the nation's on-air...

Inquiry Finds Elderly Would Receive Better Aged Care If They Went Mad And Tried To Shoot Cops

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Government acted with “self-congratulation” and “hubris” by not learning lessons and not preparing Victoria for its devastating outbreak of coronavirus in aged care...

“Surf Was Shit” Says Gold Coast Man In 2 Week Hotel Quarantine After Checking Swell At Fingal

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Since 1am on August 8, the Queensland border has been closed to anyone who has been in a COVID-19 hotspot in the last...

The Caxton Faces Penalties For Fulfilling Their Duty As Proud Queenslanders To Protect Alfie

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The iconic Caxton Hotel in Brisbane's rugby league district is under fire today for doing what every self-respecting Queenslanders would do. Queensland Police are...

Straight Man Makes Effort To Mention That His Misso Watches RuPaul In Front Of Gay Colleague

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an age of online activism, support and solidarity have become essential pieces of the ally-toolkit and the mature...

Dan Andrews Secures Cooperation Of The Incel Conspiracists With Cool New COVID-19 Bane Mask

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today unveiled a cool new face mask aimed at winning over those losers on the internet who are...

PM: “We Are ALL In This Together To Defeat The Melbourne Wave Of The Melbourne Virus In Melbourne”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today addressed the media in an effort to dispel any theories that the Federal government are washing their...

Victorian Opposition Argue The 50 Young Libs Hired To Delete Tim Smith’s Tweets Are Essential

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today announced an additional 471 coronavirus cases have been identified over the last 24-hour period, as stage 4...

Daniel Andrew Zooms Mike Baird For Pointers On How To Stop An Entire City From Socialising

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of 6pm last night, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews and Chief Health Officer Brett Sutton have introduced a stricter set of rules designed...

Nation Demands More Head Wobbles From Fatty Vautin

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A week after Nathan Hindmarsh waxed Bryan Fletcher on the Matty Johns Show for the sixth time in less than a year, Australian...

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