Bloke At Queanbeyan Royal Arrested By NSW Fixated Persons Unit For Saying “Barra Is A Fukwit”
The NSW Fixated Persons United have rushed to abuse some human rights in a Queanbeyan beer garden today over a series of slightly derogatory...
“New York Is Back To Normal. Maybe They Had The Right Idea All Along?” Explains Gladys
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian isn't concerned, she says, about this latest so-called outbreak of a bad cold that's going...
Justis Huni Helps Queensland Forget About What Happened Last Week
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It's almost like last Wednesday's 'Tropic Thunder' that saw New South Wales score their biggest State of Origin victory when they demolished the...
Nation’s Rich White Women Left Feeling Like Common Catholics As Australian Club Denies Sheilas
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THE NEW BLACK LIVES MATTER: Sexism is on the rise again in Australian society, it has been confirmed.
This comes as the second highest...
Aussie Fruit Farmers Not Happy To Be Losing Their Sunburnt Poms With New UK Trade Agreement
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WE PROMISE YOU CAN HAVE SOME ASIANS INSTEAD! Australia's agricultural sector are not holding their breath waiting for Morrison to deliver his new,...
Return Of Over-The-Shirt Necklaces Has Every Hipster In Australia Looking Like Dominic Toretto
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This month's release of the (technically) 9th Fast and The Furious film has timed perfectly with the new fashion trend that has resulted...
Credlin Receives AO For Her Hard Work Isolating Abbott From His Own Party Until He Got Rolled
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Peta Credlin, Tony Abbott’s former chief of staff who currently works as Sky News host who makes things up on TV each night...
PM Speaks With G7 Leaders: “So What We Do Is, Torture Them In Offshore Jails, Yeah Kids Too”
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison says the leaders of G7 nations have a "strong level of support" for the stand Australia has taken against...
Australian News Cycle Slow Enough For Triple J To Discuss The AFL
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National youth broadcaster triple j let their audience know there is sweet FA going on right now by using their news break to...
Pistachio Really Making You Work For It
Proof that sometimes in life you have to put in major yards for a minor reward, a couple of stubborn little pistachios in a...
