Hot Mess Gladys Once Again Finds Self Having To Answer For The Underwhelming Men In Her Life
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HE'S A GOOD GUY WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM: As NSW once again ramps up social distancing measures, Hot Mess Gladys has...
“Haha Fuck Imagine If UNESCO Find Out About The Murray-Darling” Chuckles Environment Minister
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The Environment Minister has today sneered at the global pressure Australia is facing in regards to our pitiful inaction to protect our fragile...
Government Horribly Offended Rest Of World Now Aware Of How Few Fucks They Give About The Reef
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China is being blamed for a proposal by The World Heritage Committee, which sits under UNESCO, to move the Great Barrier Reef to...
Elderly Mt Druitt Woman Not Sure Why The Irish Republican Army Are Filming Videos At The Shops
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83-year-old Mount Druitt woman Niamh Kennedy had heard that violence was escalating once again in Northern Ireland during the pandemic, but she didn't...
John Howard Says That Time Heaps Of Drunk Racists Went To Cronulla To Bash Arabs Wasn’t Racist
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IF ANYTHING IT WAS ANTI-RACIST: The Former PM who dehumanised refugees with made-up stories that they were throwing their children overboard to increase...
Hungover Acting PM Moves Motion In Parliament House To Declare That Blue Is The Best Powerade
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DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS: George Christensen is the first LNP member to throw his support behind Barnaby Joyce in a bid to...
Acting PM: “That Might Do Us For The Day Gentlemen, What Do We Reckon? Mooseheads?”
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The Acting Prime Minister of Australia, Barnaby Joyce MP has decided that that's enough for today.
At 10:30 this morning, the King Of New...
2 Days Into His 14 Day Quarantine, Scotty Begins Wondering If His Little UK Jaunt Was Worth It
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2 days into his 14 day isolation in Canberra, it seems Scott Morrison is being forced to reshuffle his Federal Cabinet - and...
The Deputy Prime Minister Of Australia: “I’m Back, You Cunts”
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Minutes ago it was confirmed that the Member For New England, Barnaby Joyce has been named as the Leader of The National Party.
Again.
The...
Dan Andrews Loyalist Considers Alternatives To Authoritarian Lockdown After Missing Dark Mofo
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Tasmanian health authorities have made the understandable decision to keep in place a restriction on Victorian tourists this weekend, as the Dark Mofo...
