Report: Just Shut Up Mate. You Aren’t Helping
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Despite the the Murdoch newspapers and Sky News working their rings out to protect the Morrison government from any form of criticism,...
Canavan Forced To Ramp Up His Coal Miner Dress Ups After Disrespecting Our Returned Servicemen
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Senator Matt Canavan has had to rub an extra handful of soot on his face today, as he ramps up his working...
“Things Are Going To Get Worse,” Says Gladys While Addressing Her Slip In The Polls
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During her daily dose of discomfort, NSW Premier Gladys Berijiklian provided real assurance to her state's 8+ million residents by telling them “things...
PM Rejects $300 Jab Bonus: “There’s No Cash Here. Here, There’s No Cash. Alright? Cash! No!”
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today held strong against the growing demand for a $300 jab incentive, as his bungled roll-out...
300 Bucks Or The Trolley Pole, It’s Your Call Brutha
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Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around the big jobs today, as the Greater Sydney outbreak continues to spread right across the...
Hem Hem… Less Talky, More Three Hundji
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With nothing positive to report to the nation after 6 months of shifting jab-roll-out targets and some very concerning climate change reports...
Nation Not Writing Off Possibility Of This Bloke Somehow Managing To Fuck Up Tonight’s Census
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With our Federal Government once again tasked with rolling out a slightly logistical programme that requires clear messaging and engagement with the...
Scotty’s Social Circle Implodes As Elite Pedophile Cult Theories Start Looking Fairly Credible
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives him an excuse to avoid his two...
“$300 Won’t Work” Says Party That Convinced A Generation To Have Too Many Kids With Baby Bonus
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The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus of $4000 for every bun that...
Melbourne Unfortunately Learning The Hard Way About The Importance Of Taking Lockdown Serious
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Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that lockdowns are actually very effective at...
